Thought of the week

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This weeks thought deals with

the death of an animal:

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A man runs into the vet's office

carrying his dog, screaming for

help. The vet rushes him back to

an examination room and has him

put his dog down on the examination

table.

The vet examines the still, limp

body and after a few moments tells the man that his dog, regrettably, is

dead. The man, clearly agitated and not

willing to accept this, demands

a second opinion.

The vet goes into the back room

and comes out with a cat and puts

the cat down next to the dog's

body. The cat sniffs the body,

walks from head to tail poking

and sniffing the dog's body

and finally looks at the vet and

meows.

The vet looks at the man and says,

"I'm sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead too."

The man is still unwilling to accept

that his dog is dead.

The vet brings in a black labrador.

The lab sniffs the body, walks from

head to tail, and finally looks at the vet and barks. The vet looks at

the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the lab thinks your dog is dead too."

The man, finally resigned to the

diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks

how much he owes. The vet answers,

"$650."

"$650 to tell me my dog is dead?"

exclaimed the man....

"Well," the vet replies, "I would

only have charged you $50 for my

initial diagnosis.

The additional $600 was for the

cat scan and lab tests."

Vogt

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