Re: FW: New Dog Breeds JOKE

[Guest guest]

Jeanne F. Woods wrote:

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> > The American Kennel club has decided to recognize these new

> > breeds of Dogs that are the result of cross breeding

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> > Collie/Lhaso Apso: Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.

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> > Spitz/Chow Chow: Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up alot.

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> > Bloodhound/Borzoi: Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun.

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> > Pointer/Setter: Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.

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> > Kerry Blue Terrier/Skye Terrier: Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries.

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> > Pekingese/Lhaso Apso: Peekasso, an abstract dog.

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> > Labrador Retriever/Curly Coated Retriever:

> > Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists.

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> > Newfoundland/Basset Hound: Newfound Asset Hound,

> > a dog for financial advisers.

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> > Terrier/Bulldog: Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes.

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> > Bloodhound/Labrador: Blabrador, a dog that barks incessantly.

> >

> > Malamute/Pointer: Moot Point, owned by...

> > oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway.

> >

> > Collie/Malamute: Commute, a dog that travels to work.

> >

> > Deerhound/Terrier: Derriere, a dog that's true to the end.

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