spoof but fact,something to think about

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Doctors:

(A) The number of doctors in the U.S. Is 700,000

( Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000

© Accidental deaths per physician is 17.14%

Statistics courtesy of the U.S. Dept. Of Health & Human Services

Guns:

(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. Is 80,000,000

(yes that's 80million)

( The number of accidental gun deaths per year,

All age groups, is 1,500

© The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is

0.001875% Statistics courtesy of the FBI

So statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more

Dangerous than gun owners.

Remember, guns don't kill people, doctors do.

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT

LEAST ONE DOCTOR

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.

We must ban doctors before this gets completely

Out of hand!!!

Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld

Statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people

To panic and seek medical attention.