Guest guest Posted April 13, 1999 Report Share Posted April 13, 1999 HOME & FAMILY==============* If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.* Suburbia: where they tear out the trees and then name streets after them.INSULTS========* Do they ever shut up on your planet?* Earth is full. Go home.* And which dwarf are you?* If I throw a stick, will you leave?* Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.OFFICE======* This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.* How do I set a laser printer to stun?* Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.GENERAL=======* Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.* Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.* I plead contemporary insanity.* Adults are just kids who owe money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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