Guest guest Posted March 23, 1999 Report Share Posted March 23, 1999 Subject: Blondes are back again>> > >>> > > >> > > How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? >> > > . . . She fell out of the tree.>> > > >> > > How did the blonde die drinking milk? >> > > . . . The cow stepped on her.>> > > >> > > How did the blonde burn her nose? >> > > . . . Bobbing for French fries. >> > > >> > > Why do blondes have more fun? >> > > . . . They are easier to amuse. >> > > >> > > What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? >> > > . . . Frosted flakes.>> > > >> > > What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes? >> > > . . . The back of her head.>> > > >> > > What do you call 4 blondes in a Volkswagen? >> > > . . . Far-from-thinking.>> > > >> > > Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?>> > > . . . They keep breaking them with the hammer. >> > > >> > > Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the >> > air? >> > > . . . She missed.>> > > >> > > What is it when a blonde blows into another blondes ear? >> > > . . . Data transfer.>> > > >> > > What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? >> > >> > > . . . " I wonder if it's mine? " >> > > >> > > Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks? >> > > . . . It takes too long to retrain them. >> > > >> > > What do you call an eternity?>> > > . . . Four blondes at a four way stop. >> > > >> > > How do you confuse a blonde?>> > > . . . Give her a package of M & M's and tell her to put them >> > in>> > > alphabetical order. >>>> > > >> >> Marvin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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