Guest guest Posted February 18, 1999 Report Share Posted February 18, 1999 >Thought this was good. Enjoy! > >> Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion >> is heating up. But then the wife stops and says: " I don't feel >> like it, I just want you to hold me. " The husband says, " WHAT?? " >> The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional >> needs as a Woman. The husband realizes that nothing is going >> to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it. >> >> So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big >> department store. He walks around and has her try on three very >> expensive outfits. She can't decide. He tells his wife to take all >> three of them. Then they go over and get matching shoes worth $200 >> each. And then they go to the Jewelry Department where she gets a set >> of diamond earrings. >> >> The wife is so excited. She thinks her husband has flipped out, >> but she does not care. She goes for the tennis bracelet. The >> husband says, " But you don't even play tennis, but OK if you like >> it then let's get it. " The wife is jumping up and down so excited she >> cannot even believe what is going on. She says " I am ready to >> go, lets go to the cash register, " >> >> The husband says, " no - no - no, honey we're not going to buy >> all this stuff. " The wife's face goes blank. >> " No honey - I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. " >> Her face gets really mad and as she is about to explode and >> the Husband says " You must not be in tune with my >> financial needs as a Man. > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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