Guest guest Posted April 25, 2012 Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 Dear Kishor, What an excellent review of situation! But Ghulam will never be azad ! VK Gupta 76 ________________________________ To: Undisclosed-Recipient@... Sent: Wednesday, 25 April 2012 9:52 AM Subject: Medi-claim  Medi-Claim " Mullah sahib! I am in a terrible fix. " " Yes, health Minister, what is your problem? " " All doctors from India are going to the US and staying there. No one wants to come back to India. Tell me what I can do to make them stay back. " " But why are they going there, my son? " " It's probably because there is too much reservation in the system. " " Then remove the reservation. " " I am the health minister. I cannot remove reservation. They are probably also going because there are no R & D facilities or even good paying jobs here. " " Then make the facilities and pay them good money. " " I cannot do that. India is a poor country. " " But I keep hearing of scams worth lakhs of crores of rupees! " " Yeah, that is why India is poor. " " But one Mr. Ahluwalia had suggested that all corporates be allowed to open their own Medical colleges, so that this artificial scarcity of doctors will be permanently dealt with. " " I cannot do anything there, because all the present Medical colleges are owned by powerful people and they will never allow their monopolies (and donations) to disappear. " " Then as a health Minister what can you do? " " I can stop issuing NOC, so that doctors cannot work in the US. " " But are not many ministers' children also studying in the US? " " Yes! But fortunately, very few of them are becoming doctors. And the few who become doctors can always become health ministers. " " Good! This reminds me of a story. Once, Mullah Naseeruddin lost his key on the road. As he was searching under a street light, a passerby asked him if he had lost his key there. Mullah Naseeruddin said, 'No. I lost it further down the road. But as there is a streetlight here, I am searching for it here.' Thus, you know that the key is elsewhere, but as you have a street light, you want to search for it here. Please go ahead. " Moral of the story: If you have a hammer, everything starts looking like a nail! -Kishore Shah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 25, 2012 Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 Well written. Ravin '82 > ** > > > Medi-Claim > > " Mullah sahib! I am in a terrible fix. " > > " Yes, health Minister, what is your problem? " > > " All doctors from India are going to the US and staying there. No one > wants > to come back to India. Tell me what I can do to make them stay back. " > > " But why are they going there, my son? " > > " It's probably because there is too much reservation in the system. " > > " Then remove the reservation. " > > " I am the health minister. I cannot remove reservation. They are probably > also going because there are no R & D facilities or even good paying jobs > here. " > > " Then make the facilities and pay them good money. " > > " I cannot do that. India is a poor country. " > > " But I keep hearing of scams worth lakhs of crores of rupees! " > > " Yeah, that is why India is poor. " > > " But one Mr. Ahluwalia had suggested that all corporates be allowed to > open > their own Medical colleges, so that this artificial scarcity of doctors > will > be permanently dealt with. " > > " I cannot do anything there, because all the present Medical colleges are > owned by powerful people and they will never allow their monopolies (and > donations) to disappear. " > > " Then as a health Minister what can you do? " > > " I can stop issuing NOC, so that doctors cannot work in the US. " > > " But are not many ministers' children also studying in the US? " > > " Yes! But fortunately, very few of them are becoming doctors. And the few > who become doctors can always become health ministers. " > > " Good! This reminds me of a story. Once, Mullah Naseeruddin lost his key > on > the road. As he was searching under a street light, a passerby asked him > if > he had lost his key there. Mullah Naseeruddin said, 'No. I lost it further > down the road. But as there is a streetlight here, I am searching for it > here.' Thus, you know that the key is elsewhere, but as you have a street > light, you want to search for it here. Please go ahead. " > > Moral of the story: If you have a hammer, everything starts looking like a > nail! > > -Kishore Shah > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 25, 2012 Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 Good one Medi-claim Medi-Claim " Mullah sahib! I am in a terrible fix. " " Yes, health Minister, what is your problem? " " All doctors from India are going to the US and staying there. No one wants to come back to India. Tell me what I can do to make them stay back. " " But why are they going there, my son? " " It's probably because there is too much reservation in the system. " " Then remove the reservation. " " I am the health minister. I cannot remove reservation. They are probably also going because there are no R & D facilities or even good paying jobs here. " " Then make the facilities and pay them good money. " " I cannot do that. India is a poor country. " " But I keep hearing of scams worth lakhs of crores of rupees! " " Yeah, that is why India is poor. " " But one Mr. Ahluwalia had suggested that all corporates be allowed to open their own Medical colleges, so that this artificial scarcity of doctors will be permanently dealt with. " " I cannot do anything there, because all the present Medical colleges are owned by powerful people and they will never allow their monopolies (and donations) to disappear. " " Then as a health Minister what can you do? " " I can stop issuing NOC, so that doctors cannot work in the US. " " But are not many ministers' children also studying in the US? " " Yes! But fortunately, very few of them are becoming doctors. And the few who become doctors can always become health ministers. " " Good! This reminds me of a story. Once, Mullah Naseeruddin lost his key on the road. As he was searching under a street light, a passerby asked him if he had lost his key there. Mullah Naseeruddin said, 'No. I lost it further down the road. But as there is a streetlight here, I am searching for it here.' Thus, you know that the key is elsewhere, but as you have a street light, you want to search for it here. Please go ahead. " Moral of the story: If you have a hammer, everything starts looking like a nail! -Kishore Shah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 25, 2012 Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 Some references please. Who is Mullah sahib and are they having real debate right now. Ashok '84 Sent from my iPad > Good one > Medi-claim > > Medi-Claim > > " Mullah sahib! I am in a terrible fix. " > > " Yes, health Minister, what is your problem? " > > " All doctors from India are going to the US and staying there. No one wants > to come back to India. Tell me what I can do to make them stay back. " > > " But why are they going there, my son? " > > " It's probably because there is too much reservation in the system. " > > " Then remove the reservation. " > > " I am the health minister. I cannot remove reservation. They are probably > also going because there are no R & D facilities or even good paying jobs > here. " > > " Then make the facilities and pay them good money. " > > " I cannot do that. India is a poor country. " > > " But I keep hearing of scams worth lakhs of crores of rupees! " > > " Yeah, that is why India is poor. " > > " But one Mr. Ahluwalia had suggested that all corporates be allowed to open > their own Medical colleges, so that this artificial scarcity of doctors will > be permanently dealt with. " > > " I cannot do anything there, because all the present Medical colleges are > owned by powerful people and they will never allow their monopolies (and > donations) to disappear. " > > " Then as a health Minister what can you do? " > > " I can stop issuing NOC, so that doctors cannot work in the US. " > > " But are not many ministers' children also studying in the US? " > > " Yes! But fortunately, very few of them are becoming doctors. And the few > who become doctors can always become health ministers. " > > " Good! This reminds me of a story. Once, Mullah Naseeruddin lost his key on > the road. As he was searching under a street light, a passerby asked him if > he had lost his key there. Mullah Naseeruddin said, 'No. I lost it further > down the road. But as there is a streetlight here, I am searching for it > here.' Thus, you know that the key is elsewhere, but as you have a street > light, you want to search for it here. Please go ahead. " > > Moral of the story: If you have a hammer, everything starts looking like a > nail! > > -Kishore Shah > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 25, 2012 Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 Thanks Vijai, Ravin, Dr Ramji, Parag and Ashok, Mullah sahib is just an imaginary religious figure who our present health minister Ghulam Nabi Aazad will probably confer with re complicated problems. All politicians are known to consult religious heads, numerologists, Vaastu experts, and other trash when confronted with important problems. Aazad being a Muslim would probably rush to a Maulavi or Mullah. Kishore Shah 1974 -------------------------------------------------- Sent: Wednesday, April 25, 2012 7:52 PM To: <mgims > Subject: Re: Medi-claim > Some references please. > > Who is Mullah sahib and are they having real debate right now. > > Ashok '84 > > Sent from my iPad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 25, 2012 Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 Very well said V.K. sir and gr8 write-up Kishorda ! Sanjay Marwah '78 ________________________________ To: " mgims " <mgims > Sent: Wednesday, 25 April 2012 10:08 AM Subject: Re: Medi-claim  Dear Kishor, What an excellent review of situation! But Ghulam will never be azad ! VK Gupta 76 ________________________________ To: Undisclosed-Recipient@... Sent: Wednesday, 25 April 2012 9:52 AM Subject: Medi-claim  Medi-Claim " Mullah sahib! I am in a terrible fix. " " Yes, health Minister, what is your problem? " " All doctors from India are going to the US and staying there. No one wants to come back to India. Tell me what I can do to make them stay back. " " But why are they going there, my son? " " It's probably because there is too much reservation in the system. " " Then remove the reservation. " " I am the health minister. I cannot remove reservation. They are probably also going because there are no R & D facilities or even good paying jobs here. " " Then make the facilities and pay them good money. " " I cannot do that. India is a poor country. " " But I keep hearing of scams worth lakhs of crores of rupees! " " Yeah, that is why India is poor. " " But one Mr. Ahluwalia had suggested that all corporates be allowed to open their own Medical colleges, so that this artificial scarcity of doctors will be permanently dealt with. " " I cannot do anything there, because all the present Medical colleges are owned by powerful people and they will never allow their monopolies (and donations) to disappear. " " Then as a health Minister what can you do? " " I can stop issuing NOC, so that doctors cannot work in the US. " " But are not many ministers' children also studying in the US? " " Yes! But fortunately, very few of them are becoming doctors. And the few who become doctors can always become health ministers. " " Good! This reminds me of a story. Once, Mullah Naseeruddin lost his key on the road. As he was searching under a street light, a passerby asked him if he had lost his key there. Mullah Naseeruddin said, 'No. I lost it further down the road. But as there is a streetlight here, I am searching for it here.' Thus, you know that the key is elsewhere, but as you have a street light, you want to search for it here. Please go ahead. " Moral of the story: If you have a hammer, everything starts looking like a nail! -Kishore Shah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 26, 2012 Report Share Posted April 26, 2012 Good one. Indecisiveness is the mool-Mantra today. Maintain status quo. Earth moves of its own, so the country's fate. Only people with their votes can bring about change , provided it is used judiciously.OPG To: ; From: kshahsky@... Date: Wed, 25 Apr 2012 09:52:01 +0530 Subject: Medi-claim Medi-Claim " Mullah sahib! I am in a terrible fix. " " Yes, health Minister, what is your problem? " " All doctors from India are going to the US and staying there. No one wants to come back to India. Tell me what I can do to make them stay back. " " But why are they going there, my son? " " It's probably because there is too much reservation in the system. " " Then remove the reservation. " " I am the health minister. I cannot remove reservation. They are probably also going because there are no R & D facilities or even good paying jobs here. " " Then make the facilities and pay them good money. " " I cannot do that. India is a poor country. " " But I keep hearing of scams worth lakhs of crores of rupees! " " Yeah, that is why India is poor. " " But one Mr. Ahluwalia had suggested that all corporates be allowed to open their own Medical colleges, so that this artificial scarcity of doctors will be permanently dealt with. " " I cannot do anything there, because all the present Medical colleges are owned by powerful people and they will never allow their monopolies (and donations) to disappear. " " Then as a health Minister what can you do? " " I can stop issuing NOC, so that doctors cannot work in the US. " " But are not many ministers' children also studying in the US? " " Yes! But fortunately, very few of them are becoming doctors. And the few who become doctors can always become health ministers. " " Good! This reminds me of a story. Once, Mullah Naseeruddin lost his key on the road. As he was searching under a street light, a passerby asked him if he had lost his key there. Mullah Naseeruddin said, 'No. I lost it further down the road. But as there is a streetlight here, I am searching for it here.' Thus, you know that the key is elsewhere, but as you have a street light, you want to search for it here. Please go ahead. " Moral of the story: If you have a hammer, everything starts looking like a nail! -Kishore Shah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 26, 2012 Report Share Posted April 26, 2012 Thank You Sanjay, Gupta Sir Kishore Shah 1974 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 26, 2012 Report Share Posted April 26, 2012 All these years I used to think " people with their votes can change the future of our country " and I really, sincerely used to feel that way. But over the years I have realized you just chose between the proverbial devil and the deep sea. We are in too deep a rut to get out of it. Does that mean I shouldn't vote? I should, because then I have the satisfaction that I voted and its wasn't a proxy vote... that's about it. Ravin '82 > > Good one. Indecisiveness is the mool-Mantra today. Maintain status quo. > Earth moves of its own, so the country's fate. Only people with their > votes can bring about change , provided it is used judiciously.OPG > > To: ; > From: kshahsky@... > Date: Wed, 25 Apr 2012 09:52:01 +0530 > Subject: Medi-claim > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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