Parrots

[Guest guest]

Dear Sanjeev,

Stop frightening me! If this reverse evolution (devolution?) is taking

place, then soon all human beings will stop delivering babies and start

hatching eggs. And we Gynaecologists will not be able to complain because we

would have lost the art of speech by devolution.

However, in the scenario of Parrots delivering babies, here is my take:

Why did the male parrot go ahead?

Because he thought that the she parrot gave him the green signal!

Where did the parrot go to deliver her baby?

To the Poly clinic, of course!

What did the mother parrot do just after delivering her baby?

She tweeted the news!

What did the father parrot want to celebrate the birth of his child?

Poly wanted a cracker!

What if the whole country were covered with parrots delivering hordes of

babies?

It would be called a Pollination!

What did the babies think the pond next to their house was?

They thought it was a Poli-cy!

Why did the doctor not allow the sick aunt parrot near the delivered

parrots?

Because of Poli-tics!

What did the mother parrot call her fat child?

Roly-Poly!

I think now all of you can come up with various other cracks, like Polyester

clothes for the babies.

Kishore Shah 1974

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Sent: Saturday, May 12, 2012 11:48 AM

To: <mgims >

Subject: Re: WHY SITA DEVI HAD TO SUFFER A LOT?

> In those days, thousands of years ago,anything could happen.Perhaps the

> birds of yore have evolved to the present day egg laying ones, having

> found flying a bit difficult when pregnant. Me thinks, if the totas can

> speak like humans, perhaps they could reproduce like humans! Sanjeev

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> I have just one question. Do birds get pregnant? Until now I thought that

> they just laid eggs! Pregnancy is the domain of mammals.

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> Kishore Shah 1974

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