Guest guest Posted January 16, 1999 Report Share Posted January 16, 1999 The Top Ten Signs Your Co-worker Is a Computer Hacker 10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was for $20,000. 9. He's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes 3 years running. 8. When asked for his phone number, he says " voice or data ? " . 7. Seems strangely calm whenever the office network goes down. 6. Somehow gets HBO on his PC at work. 5. Mumbled, " Oh, puh-leeez " 95 times during the movie " The Net " . 4. Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments. 3. His video dating profile lists " ability to edit the Windows registry " among his turn-ons. 2. When his computer starts up, you hear, " Hello Sir, you have full access to the department of national defense system " 1. You hear him murmur, " Bring it on, ya PhD totin' moron " =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= E-mail: chip@... (ACM-1, 27 months post-op) St Croix Beach, Minnesota Home page: Http://www.pressenter.com/~chip/chiari.htm =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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