Re: Fwd: INTERESTING OXYMORONS - ENGLISH IS SURE A PHUNNY LANGUAGE

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Nice oxymorons Ashok Sir..............

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aasawari91

writing in a phunny language........

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To: mgims

Sent: Sunday, 22 July 2012 8:33 PM

Subject: Fwd: INTERESTING OXYMORONS - ENGLISH IS SURE A " PHUNNY "

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> THIS SHOULD PUT A LAUGH OR SMILE IN YOUR DAY…….

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> O x y m o r o n s

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> 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

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> 2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

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> 3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

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> 4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?

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> 5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

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> 6. Why does " slow down " and " slow up " mean the same thing?

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> 7. Why does " fat chance " and " slim chance " mean the same thing?

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> 8. Why do " tug " boats push their barges?

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> 9. Why do we sing " Take me out to the ball game "

> when we are already there?

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> 10. Why are they called " stands " when they are made for sitting?

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> 11. Why is it called " after dark " when it really is " after light " ?

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> 12.. Doesn't " expecting the unexpected " make the unexpected expected?

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> 13.. Why are a " wise man " and a " wise guy " opposites?

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> 14. Why do " overlook " and " oversee " mean opposite things?

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> 15. Why is " phonics " not spelled the way it sounds?

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> 16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

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> 17.. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

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> 18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

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> 19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

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> 20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?

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> 21.. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control

> when you know the batteries are dead?

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> 22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?

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> 23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?

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> 24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

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> 25.. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

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> 26. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?

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> 27. Christmas - What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree

and eat candy out of your socks?

> 28. Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway ?

> I dunno, why do we?

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> SCROLL DOWN

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> God Saw you hungry & created

> Mcs, 's, and Dairy Queen.

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> He saw you thirsty & created

> Pepsi, Juice, Coffee and Water.

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> GOD saw you in the dark & created Light .

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> GOD saw you without a Good looking ,

> adorable, FRIEND.........

> So He created ME

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> Send this on to your good friends who are so lucky to have YOU for a

friend also !!!!

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