Guest guest Posted July 17, 2012 Report Share Posted July 17, 2012 As per your request Sanjeev, here's my take: In the Pink of Health " Hey! Did you hear that the Sports Federation has decided who will lead the various Indian contingents? " " I'll bite! Who will lead them? " " It seems that they have shortlisted Pinki Pramanik for the ladies contingent. " " Oh Good! And for the male one? " " Hold your breath! For the male contingent, it is again, Pinki Pramanik! " " What? " " Yeah! And for the third contingent, it is again, Pinki Pramanik! " " There is a third contingent, besides the male and female? " " Of course! And it is Pinki all the way, because no one really knows whether she has a Pinky or not. " " She deserves it, of course. After all, she came first. " " Yes! That's exactly what her lover claims. And now she is involved in this 'Land' scam. " " Oh, that's all bull shit! Pinki doesn't have a Land. " " I am talking in English! She seems to have commercially exploited her land. " " I could have easily solved all this mess once and for all. " " Then why don't you? " " Oh! It's because Sex determination is illegal in our country. At present we can be just content with a small limerick that I have written. " " Irshad! " " An athlete broke records with a boom, Lived together with a partner in a room. It ended very badly, And courts, have to, sadly, Decide who did exactly what to whom! " -Kishore Shah 1974 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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