Guest guest Posted July 26, 2012 Report Share Posted July 26, 2012 Ha ha ha... btw it took me time to get the " chor " bit (thief) :-D Ravin '82 On Thu, Jul 26, 2012 at 6:29 PM, Bharat Sharma wrote: > ** > > > The court has forbidden Kalmadi to attend the opening ceremony of 2012 > Olympic Games. He looked morose on TV after the court's vedict. Kya karein, > Kalmadi sahab, kanoon ke haath thode lambe hote hain. > > There is so much frivolous talk about Kalmadi and his aborted visit to > London that the real issue has got sidelined. Nobody has asked why Kalmadi > wants to go to London for the games. To see London? This is unlikely > because he must have been to London a number of times. For a free holiday? > This also cannot be the probable reason because he can easily afford to pay > for his vacations. To support the Indian athletes? Impossible. He has never > done that. Is he related to the Queen? Ha ha... Sorry, Mr Kalmadi, if you > find it sarcastic. > > The truth is out now. Kalmadi has a novel idea. In addition to the > Paralympics, he wants another sporting event to follow and complement the > Olympics. He even has a name for it. Yes, you have guessed it right. It is > to be known as Chorlympics. > > If the Chorlympics become a reality, India will have the biggest and > strongest contingent. The likes of Raja, Koda and Kripashankar will lead > the charge at these games and dazzle the world with brilliant performances. > Apart from these gentlemen, there are numerous chorletes (this is what the > athletes competing in the Chorlympics would be known as) with the potential > to win a bagful of medals. Kalmadi would enter himself for 100 m and the > marathon and win gold medals easily. > > Unfortunately, the court failed to judge Kalmadi's motve behind his London > trip and wrongly stopped him from attending the Olympics. Had it not been > for the court's thoughtless judgement, Kalmadi would have ensured glory for > India and its chorletes. > > Bharat > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 26, 2012 Report Share Posted July 26, 2012 Please pardon me for the spelling mistakes. ________________________________ To: mgims <mgims > Sent: Thursday, 26 July 2012 5:59 AM Subject: Chorlympics  The court has forbidden Kalmadi to attend the opening ceremony of 2012 Olympic Games. He looked morose on TV after the court's vedict. Kya karein, Kalmadi sahab, kanoon ke haath thode lambe hote hain.  There is so much frivolous talk about Kalmadi and his aborted visit to London that the real issue has got sidelined. Nobody has asked why Kalmadi wants to go to London for the games. To see London? This is unlikely because he must have been to London a number of times. For a free holiday? This also cannot be the probable reason because he can easily afford to pay for his vacations. To support the Indian athletes? Impossible. He has never done that. Is he related to the Queen? Ha ha... Sorry, Mr Kalmadi, if you find it sarcastic. The truth is out now. Kalmadi has a novel idea. In addition to the Paralympics, he wants another sporting event to follow and complement the Olympics. He even has a name for it. Yes, you have guessed it right. It is to be known as Chorlympics. If the Chorlympics become a reality, India will have the biggest and strongest contingent. The likes of Raja, Koda and Kripashankar will lead the charge at these games and dazzle the world with brilliant performances. Apart from these gentlemen, there are numerous chorletes (this is what the athletes competing in the Chorlympics would be known as) with the potential to win a bagful of medals. Kalmadi would enter himself for 100 m and the marathon and win gold medals easily. Unfortunately, the court failed to judge Kalmadi's motve behind his London trip and wrongly stopped him from attending the Olympics. Had it not been for the court's thoughtless judgement, Kalmadi would have ensured glory for India and its chorletes. Bharat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 26, 2012 Report Share Posted July 26, 2012 Brilliant idea to put India back on top of world. " Badnaam sahi naam to hai " Sanjay M  '78 ________________________________ To: mgims <mgims > Sent: Thursday, 26 July 2012 6:29 PM Subject: Chorlympics  The court has forbidden Kalmadi to attend the opening ceremony of 2012 Olympic Games. He looked morose on TV after the court's vedict. Kya karein, Kalmadi sahab, kanoon ke haath thode lambe hote hain.  There is so much frivolous talk about Kalmadi and his aborted visit to London that the real issue has got sidelined. Nobody has asked why Kalmadi wants to go to London for the games. To see London? This is unlikely because he must have been to London a number of times. For a free holiday? This also cannot be the probable reason because he can easily afford to pay for his vacations. To support the Indian athletes? Impossible. He has never done that. Is he related to the Queen? Ha ha... Sorry, Mr Kalmadi, if you find it sarcastic. The truth is out now. Kalmadi has a novel idea. In addition to the Paralympics, he wants another sporting event to follow and complement the Olympics. He even has a name for it. Yes, you have guessed it right. It is to be known as Chorlympics. If the Chorlympics become a reality, India will have the biggest and strongest contingent. The likes of Raja, Koda and Kripashankar will lead the charge at these games and dazzle the world with brilliant performances. Apart from these gentlemen, there are numerous chorletes (this is what the athletes competing in the Chorlympics would be known as) with the potential to win a bagful of medals. Kalmadi would enter himself for 100 m and the marathon and win gold medals easily. Unfortunately, the court failed to judge Kalmadi's motve behind his London trip and wrongly stopped him from attending the Olympics. Had it not been for the court's thoughtless judgement, Kalmadi would have ensured glory for India and its chorletes. Bharat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 27, 2012 Report Share Posted July 27, 2012 Hmm, Quite agree on that count.. Balvinder Rana 87 Subject: Chorlympics To: " mgims " <mgims > Date: Thursday, 26 July, 2012, 6:29 PM  The court has forbidden Kalmadi to attend the opening ceremony of 2012 Olympic Games. He looked morose on TV after the court's vedict. Kya karein, Kalmadi sahab, kanoon ke haath thode lambe hote hain.  There is so much frivolous talk about Kalmadi and his aborted visit to London that the real issue has got sidelined. Nobody has asked why Kalmadi wants to go to London for the games. To see London? This is unlikely because he must have been to London a number of times. For a free holiday? This also cannot be the probable reason because he can easily afford to pay for his vacations. To support the Indian athletes? Impossible. He has never done that. Is he related to the Queen? Ha ha... Sorry, Mr Kalmadi, if you find it sarcastic. The truth is out now. Kalmadi has a novel idea. In addition to the Paralympics, he wants another sporting event to follow and complement the Olympics. He even has a name for it. Yes, you have guessed it right. It is to be known as Chorlympics. If the Chorlympics become a reality, India will have the biggest and strongest contingent. The likes of Raja, Koda and Kripashankar will lead the charge at these games and dazzle the world with brilliant performances. Apart from these gentlemen, there are numerous chorletes (this is what the athletes competing in the Chorlympics would be known as) with the potential to win a bagful of medals. Kalmadi would enter himself for 100 m and the marathon and win gold medals easily. Unfortunately, the court failed to judge Kalmadi's motve behind his London trip and wrongly stopped him from attending the Olympics. Had it not been for the court's thoughtless judgement, Kalmadi would have ensured glory for India and its chorletes. Bharat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 27, 2012 Report Share Posted July 27, 2012 Hilarious write-up and nice and up to the mark............ regards aasawari91 thinking about the acceptability criteria for chorletes......... ________________________________ To: mgims <mgims > Sent: Thursday, 26 July 2012 4:59 PM Subject: Chorlympics  The court has forbidden Kalmadi to attend the opening ceremony of 2012 Olympic Games. He looked morose on TV after the court's vedict. Kya karein, Kalmadi sahab, kanoon ke haath thode lambe hote hain.  There is so much frivolous talk about Kalmadi and his aborted visit to London that the real issue has got sidelined. Nobody has asked why Kalmadi wants to go to London for the games. To see London? This is unlikely because he must have been to London a number of times. For a free holiday? This also cannot be the probable reason because he can easily afford to pay for his vacations. To support the Indian athletes? Impossible. He has never done that. Is he related to the Queen? Ha ha... Sorry, Mr Kalmadi, if you find it sarcastic. The truth is out now. Kalmadi has a novel idea. In addition to the Paralympics, he wants another sporting event to follow and complement the Olympics. He even has a name for it. Yes, you have guessed it right. It is to be known as Chorlympics. If the Chorlympics become a reality, India will have the biggest and strongest contingent. The likes of Raja, Koda and Kripashankar will lead the charge at these games and dazzle the world with brilliant performances. Apart from these gentlemen, there are numerous chorletes (this is what the athletes competing in the Chorlympics would be known as) with the potential to win a bagful of medals. Kalmadi would enter himself for 100 m and the marathon and win gold medals easily. Unfortunately, the court failed to judge Kalmadi's motve behind his London trip and wrongly stopped him from attending the Olympics. Had it not been for the court's thoughtless judgement, Kalmadi would have ensured glory for India and its chorletes. Bharat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 29, 2012 Report Share Posted July 29, 2012 Good one. Maybe he was the mystery woman near Susheel Kumar at the opening parade? Malini From: mgims [mailto:mgims ] On Behalf Of Bharat Sharma Sent: 26 July 2012 13:59 To: mgims Subject: Chorlympics The court has forbidden Kalmadi to attend the opening ceremony of 2012 Olympic Games. He looked morose on TV after the court's vedict. Kya karein, Kalmadi sahab, kanoon ke haath thode lambe hote hain. There is so much frivolous talk about Kalmadi and his aborted visit to London that the real issue has got sidelined. Nobody has asked why Kalmadi wants to go to London for the games. To see London? This is unlikely because he must have been to London a number of times. For a free holiday? This also cannot be the probable reason because he can easily afford to pay for his vacations. To support the Indian athletes? Impossible. He has never done that. Is he related to the Queen? Ha ha... Sorry, Mr Kalmadi, if you find it sarcastic. The truth is out now. Kalmadi has a novel idea. In addition to the Paralympics, he wants another sporting event to follow and complement the Olympics. He even has a name for it. Yes, you have guessed it right. It is to be known as Chorlympics. If the Chorlympics become a reality, India will have the biggest and strongest contingent. The likes of Raja, Koda and Kripashankar will lead the charge at these games and dazzle the world with brilliant performances. Apart from these gentlemen, there are numerous chorletes (this is what the athletes competing in the Chorlympics would be known as) with the potential to win a bagful of medals. Kalmadi would enter himself for 100 m and the marathon and win gold medals easily. Unfortunately, the court failed to judge Kalmadi's motve behind his London trip and wrongly stopped him from attending the Olympics. Had it not been for the court's thoughtless judgement, Kalmadi would have ensured glory for India and its chorletes. Bharat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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