Guest guest Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 Well written. But that was really sad about the Assam teenager. Ravin '82 > ** > > > Smudged Smudge > > The word 'smudge' may mean something unclear or blurred to you. However, > for > my friend, Balvinder Singh, it means 'clear'; as in " Ab meri smudge mein > aaya! " > > On our morning walk, I remarked that the great wrestler, 'Dara Singh' had > died. Balvinder just snorted through his beard. I added that many > sportspersons and film personalities had either attended or said a few > kind > words about him, including Amitabh Bachchan. This touched a raw nerve in > him. > > " No real Sardar will say anything nice about Dara Singh. Amitabh is only > half a Sardar because his mother is a Sardarni. " > > Okay, so no wonder he is not acting in 'Son of Sardar'. He's probably > waiting for 'Son of Sardarni'. But I was perplexed; why wouldn't any > Sardar > say anything nice about Dara Singh? Balvinder clarified, " Oye' that is > because he cut off his hair and shaved. No real Sardar will do that. See > what happened to Maneka Gandhi, who is a Sardarni, when she married a > non-Sardar; She was kicked out of her house! " > > Ab meri smudge mein aya, that one is not nice due to his deeds but because > he follows tradition or not. I hastily turned to another topic. " They have > created the God particle. " I remarked. > > " Oye, that was predicted long ago in our holy book. It says that all > particles are one and that principle is called Ek Omkar. " > > " Oh! You mean the one which looks like a 13 written in Devanagri? " > > " Yes! The Christians have predicted two particles. " > > Yeh meri smudge mein nahi aaya. " Two? " > > " Yes. Adam and Eve particles. " > > I hastily switched topics and mentioned how atrocious the attack on the > Guwahati teenager was. Balwinder raised his bushy eyebrows angrily and > said, > " She probably deserved it. Wearing small clothes and partying late at > night! " > > Now I fully agreed with Balwinder here. It was entirely the girl's fault. > Why was the girl born in such an unfair place like India? But then we > cannot > remedy this situation as female foeticide is not allowed. Gradually my > smudge was getting more and more smudged, almost as smudged as Pinki > Pramanik's gender. Ab aayi baat smudge mein? > > -Kishore Shah > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 Nice article kishore da............ aasawari91 dheere dheere smudge mein aa raha hai.......... ________________________________ To: Undisclosed-Recipient@... Sent: Monday, 16 July 2012 8:04 AM Subject: Smudged Smudge  Smudged Smudge The word 'smudge' may mean something unclear or blurred to you. However, for my friend, Balvinder Singh, it means 'clear'; as in " Ab meri smudge mein aaya! " On our morning walk, I remarked that the great wrestler, 'Dara Singh' had died. Balvinder just snorted through his beard. I added that many sportspersons and film personalities had either attended or said a few kind words about him, including Amitabh Bachchan. This touched a raw nerve in him. " No real Sardar will say anything nice about Dara Singh. Amitabh is only half a Sardar because his mother is a Sardarni. " Okay, so no wonder he is not acting in 'Son of Sardar'. He's probably waiting for 'Son of Sardarni'. But I was perplexed; why wouldn't any Sardar say anything nice about Dara Singh? Balvinder clarified, " Oye' that is because he cut off his hair and shaved. No real Sardar will do that. See what happened to Maneka Gandhi, who is a Sardarni, when she married a non-Sardar; She was kicked out of her house! " Ab meri smudge mein aya, that one is not nice due to his deeds but because he follows tradition or not. I hastily turned to another topic. " They have created the God particle. " I remarked. " Oye, that was predicted long ago in our holy book. It says that all particles are one and that principle is called Ek Omkar. " " Oh! You mean the one which looks like a 13 written in Devanagri? " " Yes! The Christians have predicted two particles. " Yeh meri smudge mein nahi aaya. " Two? " " Yes. Adam and Eve particles. " I hastily switched topics and mentioned how atrocious the attack on the Guwahati teenager was. Balwinder raised his bushy eyebrows angrily and said, " She probably deserved it. Wearing small clothes and partying late at night! " Now I fully agreed with Balwinder here. It was entirely the girl's fault. Why was the girl born in such an unfair place like India? But then we cannot remedy this situation as female foeticide is not allowed. Gradually my smudge was getting more and more smudged, almost as smudged as Pinki Pramanik's gender. Ab aayi baat smudge mein? -Kishore Shah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 Wah...kaun na-smudge hai jo yeh na smudge paya jo aapne smugde-ane ki koshish ki! Wonderfully written Sir!! I hope the Balvinder you spojke to is not the one from 87 batch! My Best Regds  Rakesh Khera Sr Consultant Dept Of Urology,Robotics & Renal transplant Medanta Medicity Gurgaon Cell- 9810549377 Subject: Smudged Smudge To: Undisclosed-Recipient@... Date: Monday, July 16, 2012, 9:34 AM  Smudged Smudge The word 'smudge' may mean something unclear or blurred to you. However, for my friend, Balvinder Singh, it means 'clear'; as in " Ab meri smudge mein aaya! " On our morning walk, I remarked that the great wrestler, 'Dara Singh' had died. Balvinder just snorted through his beard. I added that many sportspersons and film personalities had either attended or said a few kind words about him, including Amitabh Bachchan. This touched a raw nerve in him. " No real Sardar will say anything nice about Dara Singh. Amitabh is only half a Sardar because his mother is a Sardarni. " Okay, so no wonder he is not acting in 'Son of Sardar'. He's probably waiting for 'Son of Sardarni'. But I was perplexed; why wouldn't any Sardar say anything nice about Dara Singh? Balvinder clarified, " Oye' that is because he cut off his hair and shaved. No real Sardar will do that. See what happened to Maneka Gandhi, who is a Sardarni, when she married a non-Sardar; She was kicked out of her house! " Ab meri smudge mein aya, that one is not nice due to his deeds but because he follows tradition or not. I hastily turned to another topic. " They have created the God particle. " I remarked. " Oye, that was predicted long ago in our holy book. It says that all particles are one and that principle is called Ek Omkar. " " Oh! You mean the one which looks like a 13 written in Devanagri? " " Yes! The Christians have predicted two particles. " Yeh meri smudge mein nahi aaya. " Two? " " Yes. Adam and Eve particles. " I hastily switched topics and mentioned how atrocious the attack on the Guwahati teenager was. Balwinder raised his bushy eyebrows angrily and said, " She probably deserved it. Wearing small clothes and partying late at night! " Now I fully agreed with Balwinder here. It was entirely the girl's fault. Why was the girl born in such an unfair place like India? But then we cannot remedy this situation as female foeticide is not allowed. Gradually my smudge was getting more and more smudged, almost as smudged as Pinki Pramanik's gender. Ab aayi baat smudge mein? -Kishore Shah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 Smudgne wale smudge gaye... Jo na smudgey woh anaari hai!!! Hats off to our smudgdaar Dr Kishore Shah! ! Anshu > ** > > > Smudged Smudge > > The word 'smudge' may mean something unclear or blurred to you. However, > for > my friend, Balvinder Singh, it means 'clear'; as in " Ab meri smudge mein > aaya! " > > On our morning walk, I remarked that the great wrestler, 'Dara Singh' had > died. Balvinder just snorted through his beard. I added that many > sportspersons and film personalities had either attended or said a few > kind > words about him, including Amitabh Bachchan. This touched a raw nerve in > him. > > " No real Sardar will say anything nice about Dara Singh. Amitabh is only > half a Sardar because his mother is a Sardarni. " > > Okay, so no wonder he is not acting in 'Son of Sardar'. He's probably > waiting for 'Son of Sardarni'. But I was perplexed; why wouldn't any > Sardar > say anything nice about Dara Singh? Balvinder clarified, " Oye' that is > because he cut off his hair and shaved. No real Sardar will do that. See > what happened to Maneka Gandhi, who is a Sardarni, when she married a > non-Sardar; She was kicked out of her house! " > > Ab meri smudge mein aya, that one is not nice due to his deeds but because > he follows tradition or not. I hastily turned to another topic. " They have > created the God particle. " I remarked. > > " Oye, that was predicted long ago in our holy book. It says that all > particles are one and that principle is called Ek Omkar. " > > " Oh! You mean the one which looks like a 13 written in Devanagri? " > > " Yes! The Christians have predicted two particles. " > > Yeh meri smudge mein nahi aaya. " Two? " > > " Yes. Adam and Eve particles. " > > I hastily switched topics and mentioned how atrocious the attack on the > Guwahati teenager was. Balwinder raised his bushy eyebrows angrily and > said, > " She probably deserved it. Wearing small clothes and partying late at > night! " > > Now I fully agreed with Balwinder here. It was entirely the girl's fault. > Why was the girl born in such an unfair place like India? But then we > cannot > remedy this situation as female foeticide is not allowed. Gradually my > smudge was getting more and more smudged, almost as smudged as Pinki > Pramanik's gender. Ab aayi baat smudge mein? > > -Kishore Shah > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 Good one Kishoreda, in the league of your Mallu nurse ;-) Ashok 1984 Sent from my iPad > Smudged Smudge > > The word 'smudge' may mean something unclear or blurred to you. However, for > my friend, Balvinder Singh, it means 'clear'; as in " Ab meri smudge mein > aaya! " > > On our morning walk, I remarked that the great wrestler, 'Dara Singh' had > died. Balvinder just snorted through his beard. I added that many > sportspersons and film personalities had either attended or said a few kind > words about him, including Amitabh Bachchan. This touched a raw nerve in > him. > > " No real Sardar will say anything nice about Dara Singh. Amitabh is only > half a Sardar because his mother is a Sardarni. " > > Okay, so no wonder he is not acting in 'Son of Sardar'. He's probably > waiting for 'Son of Sardarni'. But I was perplexed; why wouldn't any Sardar > say anything nice about Dara Singh? Balvinder clarified, " Oye' that is > because he cut off his hair and shaved. No real Sardar will do that. See > what happened to Maneka Gandhi, who is a Sardarni, when she married a > non-Sardar; She was kicked out of her house! " > > Ab meri smudge mein aya, that one is not nice due to his deeds but because > he follows tradition or not. I hastily turned to another topic. " They have > created the God particle. " I remarked. > > " Oye, that was predicted long ago in our holy book. It says that all > particles are one and that principle is called Ek Omkar. " > > " Oh! You mean the one which looks like a 13 written in Devanagri? " > > " Yes! The Christians have predicted two particles. " > > Yeh meri smudge mein nahi aaya. " Two? " > > " Yes. Adam and Eve particles. " > > I hastily switched topics and mentioned how atrocious the attack on the > Guwahati teenager was. Balwinder raised his bushy eyebrows angrily and said, > " She probably deserved it. Wearing small clothes and partying late at > night! " > > Now I fully agreed with Balwinder here. It was entirely the girl's fault. > Why was the girl born in such an unfair place like India? But then we cannot > remedy this situation as female foeticide is not allowed. Gradually my > smudge was getting more and more smudged, almost as smudged as Pinki > Pramanik's gender. Ab aayi baat smudge mein? > > -Kishore Shah > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 Thanks Ravin, Aasawari, Rakesh, Ashok, Anshu I have heard that Pinki Pramanik is in a Land scam. And remember that the word 'Land' is in English and not in Hindi! Kishore Shah 1974 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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