Guest guest Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 Ha ha... good one ;-) Ravin '82 > ** > > > Testing times > > " Hello! This is the Exams and Tests Helpline. How may I help you? " > > " Oh Thank God! I have been trying hard since many days to muster courage > to > call you. You see I am in great tension about the results of my test. " > > " Don't worry. No test is so important as to worry your life away. " > > " You don't understand. My life depends on this test and so does that of > many > other people. " > > " I am sure everybody is most supportive to you about the results of the > test. " > > " No No! In fact everybody is most against me about this test. " > > " You mean that they did not want you to give this test? " > > " The other way round- They wanted me to give this test and I didn't want > to > give it. " > > " But now that you have given it, you can stop worrying. Even if you fail, > it > does not mean the end of life. A negative result is nothing to worry > about. > You can always give the test again. " > > " Tumhare muh me ghee shakkar. In fact I want a negative result. It is a > positive result that I most dread. " > > " Huh? That's strange. Usually people are frightened of failing a test. By > the way, could we have your name for the records? " > > " Its Tiwari. " > > " Oh! Would your initials be 'ND', by the way? " > > -Kishore Shah > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 Brilliant! Everybody knows about this test of N D Tiwari, but no-one thinks along lines of Kishorda and weaves magic around such news item. Sanjay Marwah '78 ________________________________ To: Undisclosed-Recipient@... Sent: Friday, 15 June 2012 11:58 AM Subject: Testing times  Testing times " Hello! This is the Exams and Tests Helpline. How may I help you? " " Oh Thank God! I have been trying hard since many days to muster courage to call you. You see I am in great tension about the results of my test. " " Don't worry. No test is so important as to worry your life away. " " You don't understand. My life depends on this test and so does that of many other people. " " I am sure everybody is most supportive to you about the results of the test. " " No No! In fact everybody is most against me about this test. " " You mean that they did not want you to give this test? " " The other way round- They wanted me to give this test and I didn't want to give it. " " But now that you have given it, you can stop worrying. Even if you fail, it does not mean the end of life. A negative result is nothing to worry about. You can always give the test again. " " Tumhare muh me ghee shakkar. In fact I want a negative result. It is a positive result that I most dread. " " Huh? That's strange. Usually people are frightened of failing a test. By the way, could we have your name for the records? " " Its Tiwari. " " Oh! Would your initials be 'ND', by the way? " -Kishore Shah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 Ha ha !! Sent from my i phone > Testing times > > " Hello! This is the Exams and Tests Helpline. How may I help you? " > > " Oh Thank God! I have been trying hard since many days to muster courage to > call you. You see I am in great tension about the results of my test. " > > " Don't worry. No test is so important as to worry your life away. " > > " You don't understand. My life depends on this test and so does that of many > other people. " > > " I am sure everybody is most supportive to you about the results of the > test. " > > " No No! In fact everybody is most against me about this test. " > > " You mean that they did not want you to give this test? " > > " The other way round- They wanted me to give this test and I didn't want to > give it. " > > " But now that you have given it, you can stop worrying. Even if you fail, it > does not mean the end of life. A negative result is nothing to worry about. > You can always give the test again. " > > " Tumhare muh me ghee shakkar. In fact I want a negative result. It is a > positive result that I most dread. " > > " Huh? That's strange. Usually people are frightened of failing a test. By > the way, could we have your name for the records? " > > " Its Tiwari. " > > " Oh! Would your initials be 'ND', by the way? " > > -Kishore Shah > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 One is afraid of the test when the result is already known. Bharat ________________________________ To: Undisclosed-Recipient@... Sent: Friday, 15 June 2012 11:58 AM Subject: Testing times  Testing times " Hello! This is the Exams and Tests Helpline. How may I help you? " " Oh Thank God! I have been trying hard since many days to muster courage to call you. You see I am in great tension about the results of my test. " " Don't worry. No test is so important as to worry your life away. " " You don't understand. My life depends on this test and so does that of many other people. " " I am sure everybody is most supportive to you about the results of the test. " " No No! In fact everybody is most against me about this test. " " You mean that they did not want you to give this test? " " The other way round- They wanted me to give this test and I didn't want to give it. " " But now that you have given it, you can stop worrying. Even if you fail, it does not mean the end of life. A negative result is nothing to worry about. You can always give the test again. " " Tumhare muh me ghee shakkar. In fact I want a negative result. It is a positive result that I most dread. " " Huh? That's strange. Usually people are frightened of failing a test. By the way, could we have your name for the records? " " Its Tiwari. " " Oh! Would your initials be 'ND', by the way? " -Kishore Shah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 16, 2012 Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 nice one KishoreOPGupta To: ; From: kshahsky@... Date: Fri, 15 Jun 2012 11:58:43 +0530 Subject: Testing times Testing times " Hello! This is the Exams and Tests Helpline. How may I help you? " " Oh Thank God! I have been trying hard since many days to muster courage to call you. You see I am in great tension about the results of my test. " " Don't worry. No test is so important as to worry your life away. " " You don't understand. My life depends on this test and so does that of many other people. " " I am sure everybody is most supportive to you about the results of the test. " " No No! In fact everybody is most against me about this test. " " You mean that they did not want you to give this test? " " The other way round- They wanted me to give this test and I didn't want to give it. " " But now that you have given it, you can stop worrying. Even if you fail, it does not mean the end of life. A negative result is nothing to worry about. You can always give the test again. " " Tumhare muh me ghee shakkar. In fact I want a negative result. It is a positive result that I most dread. " " Huh? That's strange. Usually people are frightened of failing a test. By the way, could we have your name for the records? " " Its Tiwari. " " Oh! Would your initials be 'ND', by the way? " -Kishore Shah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 16, 2012 Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 Thanks Ravin, Sanjay, Fatima, Bharat and Gupta Sir for your kind comments. Kishore Shah 1974 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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