Guest guest Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 Testing times " Hello! This is the Exams and Tests Helpline. How may I help you? " " Oh Thank God! I have been trying hard since many days to muster courage to call you. You see I am in great tension about the results of my test. " " Don't worry. No test is so important as to worry your life away. " " You don't understand. My life depends on this test and so does that of many other people. " " I am sure everybody is most supportive to you about the results of the test. " " No No! In fact everybody is most against me about this test. " " You mean that they did not want you to give this test? " " The other way round- They wanted me to give this test and I didn't want to give it. " " But now that you have given it, you can stop worrying. Even if you fail, it does not mean the end of life. A negative result is nothing to worry about. You can always give the test again. " " Tumhare muh me ghee shakkar. In fact I want a negative result. It is a positive result that I most dread. " " Huh? That's strange. Usually people are frightened of failing a test. By the way, could we have your name for the records? " " Its Tiwari. " " Oh! Would your initials be 'ND', by the way? " -Kishore Shah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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