Guest guest Posted July 7, 2012 Report Share Posted July 7, 2012 Begin forwarded message: > > Date: July 7, 2012 11:25:08 AM CDT > To: " mgims " <mgims > > Subject: Re: Ultra Logic > > Seriously funny, Kishoreda. > > Ashok 1984 > > Sent from my iPad > > > >> Ultra Logic >> >> What will happen if all businesses were treated like Ultrasonography is >> treated? This is not as farfetched as it sounds. After all, if you argue >> that Ultrasonography is used to kill fetuses, then pretty much everything >> can be used to kill somebody. For example, knives can be used for cooking as >> well as 'Cooking somebody's goose'. Clothes can be used for hanging somebody >> or hung to dry. I could go on, but let me plunge directly into what will >> happen. >> >> The moment you enter the Cookware section of the mall, a gracious attendant >> will sidle up to you and say, " Just a moment, madam. Before you select the >> knife for your kitchen, you will need to fill this 3 page questionnaire and >> declaration that you are not going to cut any part of the human anatomy off >> with it, even if your name is Bobbit! " >> >> You will be happy to know that only two outlets of Mac's will be >> allowed. All the rest will be shut down, because by law one company cannot >> run more than two outlets. The company wants Mumbai and Delhi, but the law >> says that they should be within 10 kms of each other. Thus death by French >> Fries will be curtailed to a large extent. >> >> And newspapers will scream that 20 petrol pumps were shut down, because in >> the form declaring that the petrol will not be used for burning wives, the >> column mentioning Jet Fuel usage was left blank. And that 15 local Kirana or >> grocery sellers have been forced to close shop and face imprisonment of 10 >> years because they did not take the mandatory two years training in selling >> grocery from recognized malls. This will help curb the illegal practice of >> fattening people and killing them with life style diseases. >> >> And, of course, the sensational news of the day will be that 2 used tampons >> were found discarded in the garbage bin causing endangerment of the general >> population due to infection. Henceforth all outlets selling tampons will >> have to maintain a register mentioning the name, address and menstrual date >> of the user. >> >> And, as usual, the politicians will go scot free, because they need neither >> registration, nor training nor any accountability. >> >> -Kishore Shah >> >> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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