Guest guest Posted July 7, 2012 Report Share Posted July 7, 2012 Ultra Logic What will happen if all businesses were treated like Ultrasonography is treated? This is not as farfetched as it sounds. After all, if you argue that Ultrasonography is used to kill fetuses, then pretty much everything can be used to kill somebody. For example, knives can be used for cooking as well as 'Cooking somebody's goose'. Clothes can be used for hanging somebody or hung to dry. I could go on, but let me plunge directly into what will happen. The moment you enter the Cookware section of the mall, a gracious attendant will sidle up to you and say, " Just a moment, madam. Before you select the knife for your kitchen, you will need to fill this 3 page questionnaire and declaration that you are not going to cut any part of the human anatomy off with it, even if your name is Bobbit! " You will be happy to know that only two outlets of Mac's will be allowed. All the rest will be shut down, because by law one company cannot run more than two outlets. The company wants Mumbai and Delhi, but the law says that they should be within 10 kms of each other. Thus death by French Fries will be curtailed to a large extent. And newspapers will scream that 20 petrol pumps were shut down, because in the form declaring that the petrol will not be used for burning wives, the column mentioning Jet Fuel usage was left blank. And that 15 local Kirana or grocery sellers have been forced to close shop and face imprisonment of 10 years because they did not take the mandatory two years training in selling grocery from recognized malls. This will help curb the illegal practice of fattening people and killing them with life style diseases. And, of course, the sensational news of the day will be that 2 used tampons were found discarded in the garbage bin causing endangerment of the general population due to infection. Henceforth all outlets selling tampons will have to maintain a register mentioning the name, address and menstrual date of the user. And, as usual, the politicians will go scot free, because they need neither registration, nor training nor any accountability. -Kishore Shah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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