Fwd: The Professor's wrath! (fwd)PG-13 Intended for Mature/Immature Audiences

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Thankfully, I wasn't the smart ass who got rebuked by the professor. =)

Mark

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The college professor had just finished explaining an important research

project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute

requirement for passing his class, and that there would be only two

acceptable excuses for being late.

Those were a medically certifiable illness or a death in the student's

immediate family. A smart ass student in the back of the classroom waved

his hand and spoke up.

" But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor? "

As you would expect, the class exploded in laughter.

When the students had finally settled down, the professor froze the young

man with a glaring look.

" Well, " he responded, " I guess you'll just have to learn to write with your

other hand. "