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Every doodh dude is a different character.

Bharat 

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Subject: Doodh Dude!

 

Doodh Dude!

" Gopal Bhaiyya, aaj ek litre. " said Mani ben.

The milkman was almost artistic in his movements. He swung his heavy milk

can with grace so that it made a soft landing in front of him. Then with a

swoop of his nimble fingers, he flicked off the stainless steel lid.

Twirling his shining ladle, he scooped out the milk in two half litre

portions into Mani ben's vessel. Then with a smooth gesture he slid on the

lid and triumphantly tapped it shut. Gopal is such an artist. A true

performer!

" Madam, from next month, milk will cost 5 rupees more per litre. " Said

Gopal.

Mani ben protested weakly, " But you increased the price just two months

ago! "

" What to do Madam, all the fodder prices are shooting up. And I feed my

cattle special vitamin diet. That takes a lot of money. " Whistling softly he

pranced off to his next customer.

I slowly released my breath, it was such an awe inspiring performance, and

asked Mani ben, " How much does he charge for the milk? "

" Oh, its double your packet milk charges, but it is worth the extra money.

You see, we get fresh milk every day. And God alone knows what additives

there are in that packet of milk that you get! "

I sagely nodded my head, quite apprehensive about my future. I left Mani

ben, wondering how many carcinogens I was ingesting along with my plastic

unwholesome packet of milk, instead of that pure unadulterated creamy stuff

that Gopal Bhaiyya doled out.

The next day, early from my morning walk, as I guiltily picked up a packet

of milk, I tried to see if there were any telltale marks on the packet

foretelling my imminent doom. And who should I see around the corner, hidden

behind a bench, but Gopal Bhaiyya. He was carefully cutting each packet of

milk and in his artistic style, pouring it carefully down his milk can.

Gopal is such an artist. A true performer!

-Kishore Shah

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I have seen exactly the same thing done quite often while on my morning

walk :-) and I am quite happy with the packet milk that we get.

I remember reading a while ago how they caught people removing milk using

syringe and needles and adding water mixed with urea instead. That was in

Mumbai. You really don't know what you ingest in the name of milk :-)

Ravin '82

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Dear Dr KS

 

U r quite lucky that 'Doodhwalla' brings doodh poured from polypacks only;

Up north it is most of the times " synthetic milk " made from urea, detergent

powders (that too cheap ones) and some discarded mobil-oil.

Under any circumstances in our household we dont use doodh brought by the

doodhwalla;

We use only 'AMUL Taaza' (in tetrapacks) hoping that there is no adulteration in

doodh in these

packs (and the packing material is also carcinogen-free>>probably!!:-D>>At least

amul people will

not use a carcinogen as a packing material, knowingly, that is).

And going by the response from the children's tummies AMUL TAAZA is good!!

Plz try it and report ur reaction!!

Diwakar '76

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Sent: Tuesday, 14 August 2012 9:42 PM

Subject: Doodh Dude!

Doodh Dude!

" Gopal Bhaiyya, aaj ek litre. " said Mani ben.

The milkman was almost artistic in his movements. He swung his heavy milk can

with grace so that it made a soft landing in front of him. Then with a swoop of

his nimble fingers, he flicked off the stainless steel lid. Twirling his shining

ladle, he scooped out the milk in two half litre portions into Mani ben's

vessel. Then with a smooth gesture he slid on the lid and triumphantly tapped it

shut. Gopal is such an artist. A true performer!

" Madam, from next month, milk will cost 5 rupees more per litre. " Said Gopal.

Mani ben protested weakly, " But you increased the price just two months ago! "

" What to do Madam, all the fodder prices are shooting up. And I feed my cattle

special vitamin diet. That takes a lot of money. " Whistling softly he pranced

off to his next customer.

I slowly released my breath, it was such an awe inspiring performance, and asked

Mani ben, " How much does he charge for the milk? "

" Oh, its double your packet milk charges, but it is worth the extra money. You

see, we get fresh milk every day. And God alone knows what additives there are

in that packet of milk that you get! "

I sagely nodded my head, quite apprehensive about my future. I left Mani ben,

wondering how many carcinogens I was ingesting along with my plastic unwholesome

packet of milk, instead of that pure unadulterated creamy stuff that Gopal

Bhaiyya doled out.

The next day, early from my morning walk, as I guiltily picked up a packet of

milk, I tried to see if there were any telltale marks on the packet foretelling

my imminent doom. And who should I see around the corner, hidden behind a bench,

but Gopal Bhaiyya. He was carefully cutting each packet of milk and in his

artistic style, pouring it carefully down his milk can.

Gopal is such an artist. A true performer!

-Kishore Shah

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Thanks Ravin, Bharat, DDM,

I do use Amul Taaza , but in Plastic packs, without significant problems as

yet, touch wood.

Kishore Shah 1974

From: diwakar mittal

Sent: Wednesday, August 15, 2012 11:05 AM

To: Shah ; MGIMS Alumni

Subject: Re: Doodh Dude!

Dear Dr KS

U r quite lucky that 'Doodhwalla' brings doodh poured from polypacks only;

Up north it is most of the times " synthetic milk " made from urea, detergent

powders (that too cheap ones) and some discarded mobil-oil.

Under any circumstances in our household we dont use doodh brought by the

doodhwalla;

We use only 'AMUL Taaza' (in tetrapacks) hoping that there is no

adulteration in doodh in these

packs (and the packing material is also carcinogen-free>>probably!!:-D>>At

least amul people will

not use a carcinogen as a packing material, knowingly, that is).

And going by the response from the children's tummies AMUL TAAZA is good!!

Plz try it and report ur reaction!!

Diwakar '76

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Unbelievable to hear doodhwala scams.

Here the hot thing is to go for ORGANIC milk in glass bottles ! The cows feed on

grass in open pastures and the milk is free of antibiotics and growth hormone !!

Ashok Bhaskar 1984

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> Dear Dr KS

>

> U r quite lucky that 'Doodhwalla' brings doodh poured from polypacks only;

> Up north it is most of the times " synthetic milk " made from urea, detergent

> powders (that too cheap ones) and some discarded mobil-oil.

> Under any circumstances in our household we dont use doodh brought by the

doodhwalla;

> We use only 'AMUL Taaza' (in tetrapacks) hoping that there is no adulteration

in doodh in these

> packs (and the packing material is also carcinogen-free>>probably!!:-D>>At

least amul people will

> not use a carcinogen as a packing material, knowingly, that is).

> And going by the response from the children's tummies AMUL TAAZA is good!!

> Plz try it and report ur reaction!!

> Diwakar '76

>

>

> ________________________________

>

> To: Undisclosed-Recipient@...

> Sent: Tuesday, 14 August 2012 9:42 PM

> Subject: Doodh Dude!

>

> Doodh Dude!

>

> " Gopal Bhaiyya, aaj ek litre. " said Mani ben.

>

> The milkman was almost artistic in his movements. He swung his heavy milk can

with grace so that it made a soft landing in front of him. Then with a swoop of

his nimble fingers, he flicked off the stainless steel lid. Twirling his shining

ladle, he scooped out the milk in two half litre portions into Mani ben's

vessel. Then with a smooth gesture he slid on the lid and triumphantly tapped it

shut. Gopal is such an artist. A true performer!

>

> " Madam, from next month, milk will cost 5 rupees more per litre. " Said Gopal.

>

> Mani ben protested weakly, " But you increased the price just two months ago! "

>

> " What to do Madam, all the fodder prices are shooting up. And I feed my cattle

special vitamin diet. That takes a lot of money. " Whistling softly he pranced

off to his next customer.

>

> I slowly released my breath, it was such an awe inspiring performance, and

asked Mani ben, " How much does he charge for the milk? "

>

> " Oh, its double your packet milk charges, but it is worth the extra money. You

see, we get fresh milk every day. And God alone knows what additives there are

in that packet of milk that you get! "

>

> I sagely nodded my head, quite apprehensive about my future. I left Mani ben,

wondering how many carcinogens I was ingesting along with my plastic unwholesome

packet of milk, instead of that pure unadulterated creamy stuff that Gopal

Bhaiyya doled out.

>

> The next day, early from my morning walk, as I guiltily picked up a packet of

milk, I tried to see if there were any telltale marks on the packet foretelling

my imminent doom. And who should I see around the corner, hidden behind a bench,

but Gopal Bhaiyya. He was carefully cutting each packet of milk and in his

artistic style, pouring it carefully down his milk can.

>

> Gopal is such an artist. A true performer!

>

> -Kishore Shah

>

>

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very fortunate to get tetra packs and spoilt for choice............get the

creamiest milk from swiss alps and even from closer home Saudi

Arabia..........having one of the toughest laws for organic milk............

Very well said Kishore da...........next time will drink only Amul.........when

i am in india or better carry powdered milk

aasawari91

queuing in the line to buy oodles of milk...........

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Sent: Tuesday, 14 August 2012 8:12 PM

Subject: Doodh Dude!

 

Doodh Dude!

" Gopal Bhaiyya, aaj ek litre. " said Mani ben.

The milkman was almost artistic in his movements. He swung his heavy milk

can with grace so that it made a soft landing in front of him. Then with a

swoop of his nimble fingers, he flicked off the stainless steel lid.

Twirling his shining ladle, he scooped out the milk in two half litre

portions into Mani ben's vessel. Then with a smooth gesture he slid on the

lid and triumphantly tapped it shut. Gopal is such an artist. A true

performer!

" Madam, from next month, milk will cost 5 rupees more per litre. " Said

Gopal.

Mani ben protested weakly, " But you increased the price just two months

ago! "

" What to do Madam, all the fodder prices are shooting up. And I feed my

cattle special vitamin diet. That takes a lot of money. " Whistling softly he

pranced off to his next customer.

I slowly released my breath, it was such an awe inspiring performance, and

asked Mani ben, " How much does he charge for the milk? "

" Oh, its double your packet milk charges, but it is worth the extra money.

You see, we get fresh milk every day. And God alone knows what additives

there are in that packet of milk that you get! "

I sagely nodded my head, quite apprehensive about my future. I left Mani

ben, wondering how many carcinogens I was ingesting along with my plastic

unwholesome packet of milk, instead of that pure unadulterated creamy stuff

that Gopal Bhaiyya doled out.

The next day, early from my morning walk, as I guiltily picked up a packet

of milk, I tried to see if there were any telltale marks on the packet

foretelling my imminent doom. And who should I see around the corner, hidden

behind a bench, but Gopal Bhaiyya. He was carefully cutting each packet of

milk and in his artistic style, pouring it carefully down his milk can.

Gopal is such an artist. A true performer!

-Kishore Shah

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