Guest guest Posted January 13, 1999 Report Share Posted January 13, 1999 Please remember this is a JOKE in the spirit of the ages old " battle " between men and women and not sent to offend anyone. Lord, I have a problem! " " What's the problem, Eve? " " Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I'm just not happy. " " Why is that, Eve? " came the reply from above. " Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples. " " Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you. " " What's a 'man,' Lord? " " This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger & faster & more muscular than you. He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about & hunting fleet- footed ruminants, & not altogether bad in the sack. " " Sounds great, " says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. " Yeah, well. He's better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick. But, you can have him on one condition. " " What's that, Lord? " " You'll have to let him believe that I made him first. " ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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