Christmas is tight this year..

[Guest guest]

I hope we're allowed to make people laugh for the Holidays.

" My dear friends,

Somewhat embarrassing to admit, I'm not getting an annual bonus and

Christmas is tight this year. I will be making bedroom slippers for

you all as gifts. Please let me know your sizes. You'll most likely

agree that it's a splendid idea, and should you wish to do the same,

I've included the instructions below.

How to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads:

You need four maxi pads to make a pair.

Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part.

The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top.

Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part.

Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers (this is most

aesthetically appealing), etc.

These slippers are:

* Soft and Hygienic

* Non-slip grip strips on the soles * Built in deodorant feature keeps

feet

smelling fresh

* No more bending over to mop up spills

* Disposable and biodegradable

* Environmentally safe

* Three convenient sizes: (1.) Regular, (2.) Light and (3.) Get out

the Sand

Bags.

Awaiting your response. It's crucial that I get the right size for

each one of you. "

Oh come on! LAUGH out loud with me! This is too good! llaci