Squeeking Doors, Swings, etc.

[Guest guest]

I was getting gas the other day at a station that has a small convenience store

where people can buy drinks, etc. Every time someone came in or out of the

door, it squeaked so loudly that I immediately searched the faces of everyone

nearby assuming that there would be some type of reaction. NOTHING. ZILCH. I

couldn't get out of there fast enough and they didn't even notice. What about

the lady who works inside that store all day? It would be so easy to fix!

I could escape from the gas station, but I live near a pre-school with squeaky

swings and I'm about at my wits' end since I work at home. I spoke to the

director and she told me they tried oiling them, but it didn't work. End of

conversation. I'm wondering if I should try to climb the fence in the dark with

my can of WD-40 but I'm afraid I'll get hurt or arrested.

Does anyone else react to squeaky machinery?