Here's an Easter Joke for the kids

[Guest guest]

Here's an Easter joke -- hope you all have a great one.

a

Subject: Here's an Easter Joke for the kids

> A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter

> Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting

> the bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was

> hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place. Candy, too. The

> driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to

> the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the bunny

> carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful bunny was dead.

>

> The driver felt guilty and began to cry. A woman driving down the same

> highway saw the man crying on the sideof the road and pulled. over. She

> stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.

>

> " I feel terrible, " he explained. " I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and

> killed him. There may not be an Easter because of me. What should I do? "

>

> The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She

> went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the

> limp dead bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the

> little furry animal. Miraculously the Easter Bunny came back to life,

> jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two

> humans and hopped on down the road. 50 yards away the Easter Bunny

> stopped, turned around, waved and hopped on down the road another 50

> yards, turned waved, hopped another 50 yards and waved again!!!

>

> The man was astonished. He said to the woman, " What in heaven's name is in

> your spray can? " The woman turned the can around so that the man could

> read the label. It said: " Hair Spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds

> permanent wave. "