Re: OT- TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!!! A little Friday humor!

[Guest guest]

Hi . Thanks for the laughs. It was a pleasure reading something funny

for a change.

Shari

> TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!!!

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> An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report

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> That her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she

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> Explains her situation to the dispatcher: 'They've

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> Stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and

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> Even the accelerator!' she cried. The dispatcher said,

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> 'Stay calm. An officer is on the way.' A few minutes

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> Later, the officer radios in 'Disregard.' He says.

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> 'She got in the back-seat by mistake.'

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> TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!

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> Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house

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> Together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts

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> Her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters,

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> 'Was I getting in or out of the bath?' The

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> 94-year-old yells back, 'I don't know. I'll come

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> Up and see.' She starts up the stairs and pauses

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> 'Was I going up the stairs or down?' The 92-year-old was

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> Sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her

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> Sisters, she shakes her head and says, 'I sure hope I

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> Never get that forgetful, knock on wood...' She then

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> Yells, 'I'll come up and help both of you as soon as

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> I see who's at the door.'

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> TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!!!

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> 'I CAN HEAR JUST FINE!'

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> Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf

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> One fine March day. One remarked to the other, 'Windy,

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> Isn't it?' 'No,' the second man replied,

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> 'it's Thursday..' And the third man chimed in,

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> 'So am I. Let's have a beer.'