Re: OT- TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!!! A little Friday humor!

[Guest guest]

omg, sooo funny!!! Thank you for that!

[Guest guest]

omg, sooo funny!!! Thank you for that!

[Guest guest]

Hi . Thanks for the laughs. It was a pleasure reading something funny

for a change.

Shari

> TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!!!

>

> An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report

>

> That her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she

>

> Explains her situation to the dispatcher: 'They've

>

> Stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and

>

> Even the accelerator!' she cried. The dispatcher said,

>

> 'Stay calm. An officer is on the way.' A few minutes

>

> Later, the officer radios in 'Disregard.' He says.

>

> 'She got in the back-seat by mistake.'

>

> TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!

>

> Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house

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> Together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts

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> Her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters,

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> 'Was I getting in or out of the bath?' The

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> 94-year-old yells back, 'I don't know. I'll come

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> Up and see.' She starts up the stairs and pauses

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> 'Was I going up the stairs or down?' The 92-year-old was

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> Sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her

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> Sisters, she shakes her head and says, 'I sure hope I

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> Never get that forgetful, knock on wood...' She then

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> Yells, 'I'll come up and help both of you as soon as

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> I see who's at the door.'

>

> TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!!!

>

> 'I CAN HEAR JUST FINE!'

>

> Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf

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> One fine March day. One remarked to the other, 'Windy,

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> Isn't it?' 'No,' the second man replied,

>

> 'it's Thursday..' And the third man chimed in,

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> 'So am I. Let's have a beer.'

[Guest guest]

Hahahahaha! I'd heard the 2nd one, but none of the others....I'm *sure* that

will be me!

OT- TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!!! A little Friday

humor!

TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!!!

An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report

That her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she

Explains her situation to the dispatcher: 'They've

Stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and

Even the accelerator!' she cried. The dispatcher said,

'Stay calm. An officer is on the way.' A few minutes

Later, the officer radios in 'Disregard.' He says.

'She got in the back-seat by mistake.'

TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!

[Guest guest]

Hahahahaha! I'd heard the 2nd one, but none of the others....I'm *sure* that

will be me!

OT- TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!!! A little Friday

humor!

TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!!!

An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report

That her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she

Explains her situation to the dispatcher: 'They've

Stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and

Even the accelerator!' she cried. The dispatcher said,

'Stay calm. An officer is on the way.' A few minutes

Later, the officer radios in 'Disregard.' He says.

'She got in the back-seat by mistake.'

TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!