Re: funny Autism and TV? another study in the works...

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Too funny!!!

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> a member of my group, , posted this reply about the Autism-

TV connection. I thought you might enjoy it

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> Tami Giles

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> p.s I am working on a autism-boxer shorts study myself. My

hypothesis is that the increase in the number of men wearing those

loose boxers have allowed the genes that cause autims to escape. My

reccommendations are for men to begin wearing whitey tighties so

those genes don't get out!!

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> I'm working on a study that links the proliferation of espresso

cafes to the increase in autism rates.

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> Espresso, in particular espresso drinks including steamed milk, is

strongly favored in the regions in the United States with higher

autism rates (west and east coasts). The consumption of this

category of beverages has greatly increased over the last 30 years

and has resulted in a dramatic rise in the number of espresso

purveyors. This study concludes that increased air pressure, as a

result of milk steaming, combined with the frequency of the sound of

the milking steaming process generated from the vast number of

espresso purveying establishments is directly linked to the rise

autistic traits in children. In regions strongly favoring drip

coffee, especially in Amish communities, the childhood rates of ASD

symptoms is significantly lower.

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> Note: this study does not account for the overlap in some of these

regions with the high volume consumption of Dunkin Doughnuts " f

lavored drip coffees.? It is suggested, but not proven, that the

volatile chemicals released by the most popular flavor, " toasted

hazelnut? may also trigger ASD symptoms in certain individuals.

This " second hand hazelnut?theory will be testing in a future study.

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> Autism is an epidemic, for help in WA:

> www.autismrecoverywa.org

> What caused the autism epidemic? Read these sites:

> www.putchildrenfirst.org

> www.safeminds.org

> Autism Recovery is possible- Get help here:

> www.autismwebsite.com/ari/dan/dan.htm

> www.autismmedia.org

> www.generationrescue.org

> www.danwebcast.com.

> Need Proof? See Recovered Kids videos:

> http://www.autism-recoveredchildren.org/

> Want a visual on mercury damage to the brain? Here you go:

http://www.iaomt.org/

> We need you to get involved, please join- www.A-Champ.org

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