Guest guest Posted November 16, 1999 Report Share Posted November 16, 1999 I thought some of you may like this little joke I received. Dawn Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly gates for admission to heaven. St. asked them to identify themselves .. One doctor stepped forward and said: " I was a pediatric spine surgeon and helped kids overcome their deformities. " St. said, " You can enter. " The second doctor said " I was a psychiatrist. I helped people rehabilitate themselves. " St. also invited him in. The third applicant stepped forward and said, " I was an HMO manager. I helped people get cost-effective health care. " St. said, " You can come in too. " But as the HMO manager walked by, St. added, " You can stay three days. After that you can go to hell. " > > > > << Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined > > > >> up at the pearly gates for admission to > heaven. > > > >> > > > >> St. asked them to identify > themselves. > > > >> One doctor stepped forward and said: " I > was a > > > >> pediatric spine surgeon and helped kids > overcome > > > >> their deformities. " St. said, " You > can enter. " > > > >> > > > >> The second doctor said " I was a > psychiatrist. > > > >> I helped people rehabilitate themselves. " > St. also > > > >> invited him in. > > > >> > > > >> The third applicant stepped forward and > said, > > > >> " I was an HMO manager. I helped people > get cost- > > > >> effective health care. " St. said, > " You > > > >> can come in too. " > > > >> > > > >> But as the HMO manager walked by, St. > > > > >> added, " You can stay three days. After > that you > > > >> can go to hell. " >> > > >> > > > > >> > > > > > > ATTACHMENT part 2 message/rfc822 name=Fwd [Fwd Fwd HMO Manager].eml > From: Blondi152@... > Date: Sat, 6 Nov 1999 07:38:25 EST > Subject: Fwd: [Fwd: Fwd: HMO Manager] > To: Forrest853@... > > In a message dated 11/04/99 6:20:54 PM Central > Standard Time, NVME 5445 > writes: > > << > << >Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined > > >> up at the pearly gates for admission to > heaven. > > >> > > >> St. asked them to identify > themselves. > > >> One doctor stepped forward and said: " I was > a > > >> pediatric spine surgeon and helped kids > overcome > > >> their deformities. " St. said, " You > can enter. " > > >> > > >> The second doctor said " I was a > psychiatrist. > > >> I helped people rehabilitate themselves. " > St. also > > >> invited him in. > > >> > > >> The third applicant stepped forward and > said, > > >> " I was an HMO manager. I helped people get > cost- > > >> effective health care. " St. said, " You > > >> can come in too. " > > >> > > >> But as the HMO manager walked by, St. > > >> added, " You can stay three days. After > that you > > >> can go to hell. " >> > >> > > > ----------------- > Forwarded Message: > Subj: Fwd: [Fwd: Fwd: HMO Manager] >> > > > ATTACHMENT part 2.2 message/rfc822 > From: NVME5445@... > Date: Thu, 4 Nov 1999 19:20:54 EST > Subject: Fwd: [Fwd: Fwd: HMO Manager] > To: angie_gies@..., Blondi152@..., > cm51336@..., > JMayfi4962@..., mary_57mmt@..., > misty_morning_98@..., MS.FEISTY@..., > RUMRUNER2@..., > sharon1liner@yahoo, tsmdjhoward@... > > > > ATTACHMENT part 2.2.2 message/rfc822 > From: AllDhat@... > Date: Wed, 3 Nov 1999 20:20:14 EST > Subject: Fwd: [Fwd: Fwd: HMO Manager] > To: XQQSME23@..., NVME5445@... > > > > ATTACHMENT part 2.2.2.2 message/rfc822 > From: Misskl99@... > Date: Sat, 16 Oct 1999 10:04:27 EDT > Subject: Fwd: [Fwd: Fwd: HMO Manager] > To: arnetrice.moore@..., > tsbonds@..., AllDhat@..., > jhayes@... > > > > ATTACHMENT part 2.2.2.2.2 message/rfc822 > From: REGALSJ@... > Date: Sat, 16 Oct 1999 01:17:13 EDT > Subject: Fwd: [Fwd: Fwd: HMO Manager] > To: Sat9428@..., Lrobjean@..., > Misskl99@... > > > > ATTACHMENT part 2.2.2.2.2.2 message/rfc822 > From: Jazzyob@... > Date: Thu, 14 Oct 1999 00:09:01 EDT > Subject: Fwd: [Fwd: Fwd: HMO Manager] > To: MSEPHD@... > > In a message dated 10/13/99 11:31:24 AM US Eastern > Standard Time, Monetrew > writes: > > << > << >Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined > > >> up at the pearly gates for admission to > heaven. > > >> > > >> St. asked them to identify themselves. > > >> One doctor stepped forward and said: " I was > a > > >> pediatric spine surgeon and helped kids > overcome > > >> their deformities. " St. said, " You can > enter. " > > >> > > >> The second doctor said " I was a > psychiatrist. > > >> I helped people rehabilitate themselves. " > St. also > > >> invited him in. > > >> > > >> The third applicant stepped forward and > said, > > >> " I was an HMO manager. I helped people get > cost- > > >> effective health care. " St. said, " You > > >> can come in too. " > > >> > > >> But as the HMO manager walked by, St. > > >> added, " You can stay three days. After > that you > > >> can go to hell. " >> > >> > > > ATTACHMENT part 2.2.2.2.2.2.2 message/rfc822 > From: Monetrew@... > Date: Wed, 13 Oct 1999 12:31:24 EDT > Subject: Fwd: [Fwd: Fwd: HMO Manager] > To: DEGA68@HOTMAIL .COM, Jazzyob@..., > williamsg@..., > jrwyllie@... > > > > ATTACHMENT part 2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2 message/rfc822 > From: Monetmlp@... > Date: Tue, 12 Oct 1999 10:10:17 EDT > Subject: Fwd: [Fwd: Fwd: HMO Manager] > To: Monetpb@..., Monetbmb@..., > bernice.foster@..., > Monetjsm@..., SYHEE69351@..., > Mcn221@..., > Monetdeo@..., Monetmdp@..., > vprioleau@..., > PETLOVEGT@..., Pokem48373@..., > Mawusa@..., > Monetrew@... > > > > ATTACHMENT part 2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2 message/rfc822 > From: Nanaboop58@... > Date: Mon, 4 Oct 1999 17:18:50 EDT > Subject: Fwd: [Fwd: Fwd: HMO Manager] > To: STRESSX5@..., SSKIFLA@..., > PSadow1042@..., > glennjudy@..., MonetJGB@..., > Monetmlp@..., > FLAISHOME@... > > > > ATTACHMENT part 2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2 message/rfc822 > Date: Sun, 03 Oct 1999 20:19:56 -0400 > > To: Betty Sadowski , la > Teolis > , > Kwasek , Marie > > Subject: [Fwd: Fwd: HMO Manager] > > > > Return-Path: > Received: from h1.mail.home.com ([24.0.0.50]) by > mail.rdc1.ct.home.com > (InterMail v4.01.01.07 201-229-111-110) > with ESMTP > id > <19990929043939.KCHC3645.mail.rdc1.ct.home.com@...>; > Tue, 28 Sep 1999 21:39:39 -0700 > Received: from mx3-w.mail.home.com > (mx3-w.mail.home.com [24.0.0.53]) > by h1.mail.home.com (8.9.3/8.9.0) with ESMTP id > VAA24314; > Tue, 28 Sep 1999 21:39:38 -0700 (PDT) > From: Energy2995@... > Received: from imo28.mx.aol.com (imo28.mx.aol.com > [198.81.17.72]) > by mx3-w.mail.home.com (8.9.1/8.9.1) with ESMTP > id VAA03678; > Tue, 28 Sep 1999 21:39:37 -0700 (PDT) > Received: from Energy2995@... > by imo28.mx.aol.com (mail_out_v22.4.) id > tSCBa01938 (7997); > Wed, 29 Sep 1999 00:39:34 -0400 (EDT) > Message-ID: > Date: Wed, 29 Sep 1999 00:39:34 EDT > Subject: Fwd: HMO Manager > To: WOOFSTA@..., debik1@..., > harleydan@..., Jeang60@..., > GGray83797@..., BGray36908@..., > NONSDAVE@... > MIME-Version: 1.0 > Content-Type: multipart/mixed; > boundary= " part1_7c84997b.2522f206_boundary " > X-Mailer: AOL 4.0 for Windows 95 sub 214 > > > --part1_7c84997b.2522f206_boundary > Content-Type: text/plain; charset= " us-ascii " > Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit > > > > --part1_7c84997b.2522f206_boundary > Content-Type: message/rfc822 > Content-Disposition: inline > > Return-path: FairErnie@... > From: FairErnie@... > Full-name: Fair Ernie > Message-ID: > Date: Tue, 28 Sep 1999 21:35:54 EDT > Subject: HMO Manager > To: AWAMA@..., BGrandin@..., > vakathyo@..., DPCharp@..., > charmar1@..., Ddtisme@..., > erfelf@..., > Energy2995@... > MIME-Version: 1.0 > Content-Type: text/plain; charset= " us-ascii " > Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit > X-Mailer: AOL 4.0 for Windows sub 4 > > > << >Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined > > >> up at the pearly gates for admission to > heaven. > > >> > > >> St. asked them to identify themselves. > > >> One doctor stepped forward and said: " I was a > > >> pediatric spine surgeon and helped kids > overcome > > >> their deformities. " St. said, " You can > enter. " > > >> > > >> The second doctor said " I was a psychiatrist. > > >> I helped people rehabilitate themselves. " > St. also > > >> invited him in. > > >> > > >> The third applicant stepped forward and said, > > >> " I was an HMO manager. I helped people get > cost- > > >> effective health care. " St. said, " You > > >> can come in too. " > > >> > > >> But as the HMO manager walked by, St. > > >> added, " You can stay three days. After that > you > > >> can go to hell. " >> > > --part1_7c84997b.2522f206_boundary-- > ===== __________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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