Have You Ever Wondered?

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Have You Ever Wondered.........

Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are

always white?

Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that

something new to eat will have materialized?

On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message 'one slice'? How many

pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum

cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their

vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try?

How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?

Why do we wash BATH towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? If not then what

was the purpose of the bath?

Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes

would they eventually just disappear?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart

then apologizes for doing so, why do we say 'Its all right'? It isn't all

right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you stupid idiot'?

Why is it that when you're walking up the stairs and you get to the top you

always think there's still one more step?

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the

table you always manage to knock something else over?

Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is

how close to the road the stuff is placed?

In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we

complained about the heat?

Why do old men wear their pants higher than younger men?

Why is it that inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the

heck happened?

If diamonds are a girl's best friend and a dog is man's best friend, who really

is the dumber sex?

Why are the needy only thought of during the holidays? Aren't they just as needy

throughout the rest of the year?

How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?

Do Chinese people get hungry an hour after they eat American food?

If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your spouse told

you to?

~ " We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a

little of each other everywhere. " ~

~ " If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the

entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand. "