ACTUAL BUMPER STICKERS

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Actual Bumper Stickers

- Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

- Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

- Cover me. I'm changing lanes.

- As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

- Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

- Sometimes I wake up grumpy, Other times I let him sleep.

- I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like

the passengers in his car.

- I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

- It is as bad as you think, and they are out to get you.

- I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

- Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?

- If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

- It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

- Forget about World Peace... Visualise Using Your Turn Signal!

- Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

- Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

- We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

- Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

- He who laughs last thinks slowest

- Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

- Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

- Very funny, y. Now beam down my clothes.

- Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

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- We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile.You Will Be Assimilated.

- Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

- Three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.

- Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

- Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'...till you can find a rock.

- Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

~ " We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a

little of each other everywhere. " ~

~ " If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the

entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand. "