Guest guest Posted January 3, 2004 Report Share Posted January 3, 2004 Senior Moment With all the new biotechnology regarding fertility, a 78 year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby recently. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit. " May we see the new baby? " one asked. " Not yet, " said the mother. " I'll make coffee and we can visit for while first. " Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, " May we see the new baby now? " " No, not yet, " said the mother. After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, " May we see the baby now? " " No, not yet, " replied the mother. Growing very impatient, they asked, " Well, when CAN we see the baby? " " WHEN IT CRIES! " she told them. " WHEN IT CRIES?? " they demanded. " Why do we have to wait until it CRIES?? " " BECAUSE, I forgot where I put it... " ~ " We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere. " ~ ~ " If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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