Hard Times....Humor

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Hard Times....Humor

It seems that, because of current economic conditions, many companies are

contemplating mergers and acquisitions.

Here are a few mergers to keep an eye on:

1. Xerox and Wurlitzer (They're going to make reproductive organs.)

2. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers (The new company will be called

Fairwell Honeychild)

3. Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler (The new company will be

called Poly-Warner-Cracker)

4. W.R. Grace Co., Fuller Brush Co., Kay Cosmetics, and Hale Business

Systems (The new company will be called Hale, , Fuller, Grace)

5. The 3M and Goodyear (The new company will be called MMM Good)

6. Deere and Abitibi-Price (The new company will be called Deere Abi)

7. Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil (The new company will be called Honey, I'm

Home)

8. Denison Mines, Alliance, and Metal Mining (The new company will be called

Mine All Mine)

9. Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants (The new company will be called Poupon Pants)

10. Knott's Berry Farm and the National Organization for Women (The new company

will be called Knott NOW)

11. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining (The new company will

be called Zip Audi Do-Da)

12. Motorola and Enron (The new company will be called MORON)

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little of each other everywhere. " ~

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