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SAD NEWS,,,,,,

> Dear Friends,

>

> It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the

> following news:

> Please join me in remembering a great icon of the

> entertainment

> community.

>

> The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast

> infection, and

> complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He

> was 71.

> Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.

> Dozens of celebrities

> turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.

> Butterworth, Hungry

> Jack, the California Raisons, Betty Crocker, the

> Hostess Twinkies, and

> Captain

> Crunch.

>

> His grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt

> Jemima delivered the

> eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man

> who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy

> rose quickly in show

> business, but his life was filled with turnovers. He

> was not considered a

> very

> smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on

> half-baked schemes. Despite

> being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty

> old man, was

> considered a roll model for millions.

>

> Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two

> children, Dough

> and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is

> also survived by his

> elderly father, Pop Tart.

>

> The funeral was held at 350 for about 20 minutes.

>