Re: Re: And What Was Your Most Embarrassing First Date?

[Guest guest]

LOL, Jennie! Good question!

This story reminds me of so many others.

There was Gelderman in my first grade class who got his tongue

stuck on the downspout near the playground. The nuns were dismayed (and

a bit ticked off). The fire department was called. It was not unlike

that scene in " The Christmas Story. "

Then there was the time my second child, , got a jellyfish sting

in Hawaii after stepping on a Portuguese man o' war in the shallow ocean

water. Relatives and the locals urged his father to pee on his rapidly

swelling foot. I'm sure he's been traumatized for life. Or at least I

was, LOL.

Then there was my own bladder emergency on the " other side " of the Grand

Canyon. We drove for miles and hours without seeing much of anything.

Finally, I could wait no longer. My ex pulled to the side of the road

and he and the children dutifully tried to soften the less neeed pages

of our Rand McNally road atlas for makeshift toilet paper.

My youngest, , who was about four at the time, was the only one who

was not giving me any kind of privacy. I was trying to hide behind my

open car door, all the while on the lookout for snakes or scorpions. I

was sure my bare butt was fair game for any creature. was just too

curious. He kept trying to look around the door and could see the

growing puddle. He told everyone else in the car and any who would

listen later that " it was a large amount. " Here we are seven years later

and the story is still told with many embellishments.

I'll tell you where to go!

Mayo Clinic in Rochester

http://www.mayoclinic.org/rochester

s Hopkins Medicine

http://www.hopkinsmedicine.org

[ ] Re: And What Was Your Most Embarrassing First

Date?

> BUT, was there a second date?

>

>

> >

> > We have all had dates..but this takes the cake.

> >

> > This just tells you how hard it is to be single nowadays ..This

> was on the " Tonight Show " with Jay Leno.

> > Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first

> date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first

> date experience.

> > There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the

> prize! Marilyn said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and

> the guy had taken her skiing to Lake Arrowhead. It was a day trip

> (no overnight). No, not Marilyn. They were strangers, after all, and

> truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively

> uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They

> were driving back down the mountain when she gradually began to

> realize that she should not have had that extra latte.

> > They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in

> the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold

> it,which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy

> snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he

> had better stop and let her pee beside the road, or it would be the

> front seat of his car.

> > They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked

> her pants down and started. Unfortunately, in the deep snow she

> didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear

> fender to steady herself.

> > Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic

> and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she

> could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather

> embarrassing nature of the situation.

> > Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another

> sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady

> discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender.

> Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind

> as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal.

> > It was quickly apparent that she had a new problem due to the

> extreme cold.

> > Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor she answered

> her date's concerns about " what was taking so long " with a reply

> that indeed,she was " freezing her butt off and needed some

> assistance " !

> > He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her

> sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst

> out laughing.She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed

> to compose themselves,they assessed her dilemma.

> > Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were

> faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot

> to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!

> > Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the

> first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to

> get her free so, as she looked the other way, her first time date

> proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.

> > As for the Tonight Show... she took the prize hands down...or

> perhaps that should be " pants down. " And you thought your first date

> was embarrassing.

> >

> > This gives a whole new meaning to being " pissed off " .

[Guest guest]

that was indeed a funny one!!!

[Guest guest]

my most public embarrassment was at the woodfield mall grand opening. our

chorus was singing in the grand ballroom. i stepped on my long skirt and off it

came. kathy in il

[Guest guest]

Very funny, Kathy. What did you do next? Sue

On Saturday, March 6, 2004, at 11:12 PM, kringlemom@... wrote:

> my most public embarrassment was at the woodfield mall grand opening.

> our

> chorus was singing in the grand ballroom. i stepped on my long skirt

> and off it

> came. kathy in il

[Guest guest]

just put it back on and sang!! or atleast tried. i was laughing so hard. i

also lost my shoe om the 50 yard line in the middle of a halftime show. just

gotta march on. kathy in il

[Guest guest]

LOL, Kathy!

I'll tell you where to go!

Mayo Clinic in Rochester

http://www.mayoclinic.org/rochester

s Hopkins Medicine

http://www.hopkinsmedicine.org

Re: [ ] Re: And What Was Your Most Embarrassing First

Date?

> my most public embarrassment was at the woodfield mall grand opening.

our

> chorus was singing in the grand ballroom. i stepped on my long skirt

and off it

> came. kathy in il