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If a robber tried to rob a dance club and yelled, " Everybody get down " , would

all the people start dancing?

Why do people say, " You can't have your cake and eat it too " ? Why would someone

get cake if they can't eat it?

Why do they call the small candy bars the " fun sizes " ? Wouldn't be more fun to

eat a big one?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be

Captain Crunch?

Why do people call it an ATM machine, don't they know they're really saying

Automated Teller Machine Machine?

If a man has no fingers, can he press charges?

If the weather man says " it's a 50% chance of rain " does that mean he has no

idea if its going to rain or not?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to

look at things on the ground?

How come, in the Mini Wheat’s commercials, Sweets has a Brooklyn accent and

Wheat’s has an English accent? They're attached at the back, wouldn't they have

been raised in the same place?

Don’t you find it weird we teach our kids: scrub a dub dub, three men in a tub?

If your named Will and you are in the army do you get worried when people say

fire at will?

When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'. Coincidence? I think

not!

What do you say when someone says you're in denial, but you're not?

Why do British people never sound British when they sing?

Why do they call it " head over heels in love " If our head is always over our

heels?

Is extraordinary just more ordinary than usual?

Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

Why do they put " for indoor or outdoor use only " on Christmas lights?

If Dracula has no reflection, why did he always had such a straight parting in

his hair?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound ?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, " I think I'll squeeze these

dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out " ?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't

point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?

If a Man is talking in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he

still wrong?

How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees

make fun of it?

If the Energizer Bunny attacks someone, is it charged with battery?

If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?

~ " We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a

little of each other everywhere. " ~

~ " If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the

entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand. "

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If the population of the United States alone were to haveA vegetarian day only one day a week it would free upEnough grain to feed every one of the 20 million peopleAround the world who die of starvation and starvation-Related diseases every year.Harvey Diamond, author of "Fit for Life"Janet <doc_jade@...> wrote: Date: Mon, 12 Mar 2007 19:25:20 -0700 (PDT)> From: Becky Leuallen <imwired1verizon (DOT) net>> Subject: RECEVED A LETTER FROM YOU"" I HAVE > SO MUCH TO TELL YOU "> Cerullo <morriscerullomcwe>,> imwired1verizon (DOT) net> > your letter was dated 3 / 2 / 07 but the envolope> was dated 3 / 7 / 07 , have so much to tell > you> i don`t know where to start " want to let > you > know i

was happy to get your letter "" i`m > depressed because i`m going on 48 years old> come> this May " and i`ve relized i`ve been poor all > these years " were liveing on husbands > ssi-disability now " after paying our bills " > we> may have enough to buy meals for about 10 days of> the> month " "" THANK "" ""GOD"" my father helps out> > after that "" since my mother died in 2004 " or> > we would have starved "" my husband is > aleing > with diabetes " insalin dependent type " and has > hepatiss-c for about 20 years unattended "> because we did`t have

covrige " we now have since> january " but late for the treatment of that " his> liver is 3 times it`s normal size " and he has been> given 2 years life exspectency back in june or july> of> "last" year"! and my father will be 71 come this> > June 15 th, so i`m afrade i may lose them > around the same time "" leaveing me to live > alone """!!! i have a son, now 25 years > old> offers me to move in with him " if that > were to happen "" but he has pit-bull dogs "> > i`m afrade of "" and he`s young "" and would > leave

me there alone with the dogs while he> > went to work ""!! and would have me doing > the > cleaning and the laundry "" so i`m > better> off "" liveing by myself ""!!! i use to > read my Bible more "" untill i got my > computer> "" and now with husband aleing i don`t> > get to go to church "" the church i use > to > go to everyone left "" so i just hav`t > found a new

one to go to "" and i`m > afrade to drive alone also "" and with > husband > aleing he don`t feel like going "" and > don`t> know anyone whom would have a Bible study > with me at home ""!! so i am a belever> "" > but have neglegted my Bible studying ""! and> > i`m not happy with the way my life is now> "" > in a one bedroom apartment "" up about 18 > stairs " when you get older "" carrying the > grochreys up ""

or the trash down all the > time gets very exsalsting ""!!! and our > furniture is all handme down handme downs "" > about 3 to 4 previous users before we get it> ""!! and it seems everyone brings there > things here that don`t know where else to > leave things "" are closits are over flowing> "" and stuff pilled up in every corner "" > because all the closits are fulled of > stuff> "" not how i thoult my home would ever be>

""> when i use to see others homes like that > when i was young "" now i`m older "" and > my > home is like that "" and all that stuff > would have to be gone though and sortted out> > what to keep and what not to ""! AND HAVE> > TO BE CARRYED DOWN ALL THOSE STAIRS ""! > AND > NO ONE TO HELP US ""! AND HUSBAND DON`T LIKE> TO> THROW ANYTHING OUT ""!!! AND THERE SO MUCH > I > DON`T KNOW WHERE TO START

"" SO I`M NOT> > EVEN HAPPY IN MY HOME ""!! / APARTMENT ""!! > > AND THEN THERE`S MY BROTHER WHOM IS > MENTALLY> CHALENGED "" WHOM MAY SOON END UP HOMELESS > AGAIN "" I HAD TO FIGHT PROGRAMS BEFORE FOR> > HIM "" FOR THE WELFARE TO PLACE HIM IN A > WELFARE SHELTER ""!! I HAVE THE HOLE STORY > ON > HIM ON MY 360 SITE AND ON MY OWN > WEB > PAGE"" I`VE WROTE GOVRENERS BECAUSE HE WORKS > AT > THE ADULT REABILATION

CENTER " SAPOSE TO HELP> > PERSONS LIKE MY BROTHER ""!!! MY WEB SITE: >http://mysite.verizon.net/vzerpagt/mywebblogonthingsimconsernedaboutquot> and just after loseing my mother i had> > to start takeing care of my aleing husband > so i had no rest in bettween ""!! and > might> have to add my brother ""!! and we don`t > > even know where were going to place him a > > bed "" because

were sleeping in the liveing > > room"" because my husbands hospital bed is > in> the liveing room "" and i moved all my> > computer and stuff into our bed room"" so > > when im on i don`t keep him awake"" and > the > bed we had was falling apart anyway so we> > throwed that out"" i sleep on the coutch""!> > brother may have to sleep on a mattress > on> the kitchen

floor "" and it`s a very small> > kitchen"" I WOULD SEND YOU MY PHONE # > BUT > THEY SAY NOT TO DO THAT OVER THE COMPUTER> ""!> I COULD USE SOMEONE TO TALK TO IN PERSON> ""!!!Take the ordinary things of life, and make them your own. Do the impossible with a smile Tim Parsons knoxville,tn 37931 865-588-2465 x107 work

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I have been trying to follow this thread, but as this is rather off topic, please, would someone tell me privately what IFing is? I am befuddled here about this, LOL. C.

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I'm guessing it might mean intermittent fasting?

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> I have been trying to follow this thread, but as this is rather off

topic, please, would someone tell me privately what IFing is? I am

befuddled here about this, LOL.

>

> C.

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