Guest guest Posted February 29, 2004 Report Share Posted February 29, 2004 Renate, that was cute, I'm still laughing. --- In , " renate dorsey " <renate220@b...> wrote: > > THE PEACOCK > > An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. > > A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green,red, orange, blue and yellow! > > The old man just stared. > > Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring. The young man finally said sarcastically, " What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life? " > > Without batting an eye, the old man replied, " Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was wondering if you were my son. " > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 29, 2004 Report Share Posted February 29, 2004 Glad you enjoyed it. I did and thought some of you would. Renate [ ] Re: peacock > > Renate, that was cute, I'm still laughing. > > > > > > > > > > THE PEACOCK > > > > An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. > > > > A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair > in all different colors: green,red, orange, blue and yellow! > > > > The old man just stared. > > > > Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring. The > young man finally said sarcastically, " What's the matter old timer, > never done anything wild in your life? " > > > > Without batting an eye, the old man replied, " Got drunk once and > had sex with a peacock. I was wondering if you were my son. " > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 29, 2004 Report Share Posted February 29, 2004 Renate, Where do you get these jokes? They are hilarious. Terri [ ] peacock > > THE PEACOCK > > An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. > > A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green,red, orange, blue and yellow! > > The old man just stared. > > Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring. The young man finally said sarcastically, " What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life? " > > Without batting an eye, the old man replied, " Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was wondering if you were my son. " > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 29, 2004 Report Share Posted February 29, 2004 Some of them come from some girls who work for the state. Some come from a strange aunt of mine. lol They are usually good at keeping my spirits up. Alot of them I do not post here because of mixed company. Would not be very nice for the men in this group. Renate [ ] peacock > > > > > > THE PEACOCK > > > > An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. > > > > A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all > different colors: green,red, orange, blue and yellow! > > > > The old man just stared. > > > > Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring. The young man > finally said sarcastically, " What's the matter old timer, never done > anything wild in your life? " > > > > Without batting an eye, the old man replied, " Got drunk once and had sex > with a peacock. I was wondering if you were my son. " > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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