Email to Tech Support Re: installation of Husband 1.0

February 28, 2004

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct

slow down in overall system performance-particularly in the flower and jewelry

applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as

Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs

such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs,

and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3

to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate

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Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0

is an Operating System.

Please enter the command: " http:I Thought You Loved Me.htm " and try to download

Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that applications works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically

run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, over use of the

above applications can cause Husbant 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy

Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the

Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the

background, that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are

unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and

cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional

software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and

Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,

Tech

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