And What Was Your Most Embarrassing First Date?

[Guest guest]

We have all had dates..but this takes the cake.

This just tells you how hard it is to be single nowadays ..This was on the

" Tonight Show " with Jay Leno.

Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman

ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience.

There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! Marilyn said

it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and the guy had taken her skiing to

Lake Arrowhead. It was a day trip (no overnight). No, not Marilyn. They were

strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but

relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were

driving back down the mountain when she gradually began to realize that she

should not have had that extra latte.

They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of

nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it,which she did for a while.

Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point

where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside the road, or

it would be the front seat of his car.

They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down

and started. Unfortunately, in the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so

she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.

Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a

real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the

relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.

Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent

to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued

against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately

came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal.

It was quickly apparent that she had a new problem due to the extreme cold.

Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor she answered her date's

concerns about " what was taking so long " with a reply that indeed,she was

" freezing her butt off and needed some assistance " !

He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then,

as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing.She too, got the

giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves,they assessed her

dilemma.

Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real

problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from

the grip of the icy metal!

Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both

quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free so, as she looked

the other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt

off the fender.

As for the Tonight Show... she took the prize hands down...or perhaps that

should be " pants down. " And you thought your first date was embarrassing.

This gives a whole new meaning to being " pissed off " .

~ " We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a

little of each other everywhere. " ~

~ " If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the

entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand. "

[Guest guest]

BUT, was there a second date?

--- In , " Jan =^..^= " <camommacat2@y...>

wrote:

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> We have all had dates..but this takes the cake.

>

> This just tells you how hard it is to be single nowadays ..This

was on the " Tonight Show " with Jay Leno.

> Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first

date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first

date experience.

> There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the

prize! Marilyn said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and

the guy had taken her skiing to Lake Arrowhead. It was a day trip

(no overnight). No, not Marilyn. They were strangers, after all, and

truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively

uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They

were driving back down the mountain when she gradually began to

realize that she should not have had that extra latte.

> They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in

the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold

it,which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy

snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he

had better stop and let her pee beside the road, or it would be the

front seat of his car.

> They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked

her pants down and started. Unfortunately, in the deep snow she

didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear

fender to steady herself.

> Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic

and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she

could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather

embarrassing nature of the situation.

> Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another

sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady

discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender.

Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind

as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal.

> It was quickly apparent that she had a new problem due to the

extreme cold.

> Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor she answered

her date's concerns about " what was taking so long " with a reply

that indeed,she was " freezing her butt off and needed some

assistance " !

> He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her

sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst

out laughing.She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed

to compose themselves,they assessed her dilemma.

> Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were

faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot

to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!

> Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the

first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to

get her free so, as she looked the other way, her first time date

proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.

> As for the Tonight Show... she took the prize hands down...or

perhaps that should be " pants down. " And you thought your first date

was embarrassing.

>

> This gives a whole new meaning to being " pissed off " .

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> ~ " We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go,

we take a little of each other everywhere. " ~

> ~ " If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made

me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand. "

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[Guest guest]

Jan,....That is quite a embarrassing date for sure, I couldn't

imagine. I have had some, but I can't beat that one,lol

--- In , " Jan =^..^= " <camommacat2@y...>

wrote:

>

> We have all had dates..but this takes the cake.

>

> This just tells you how hard it is to be single nowadays ..This was

on the " Tonight Show " with Jay Leno.

> Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date

that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date

experience.

> There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!

Marilyn said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and the guy

had taken her skiing to Lake Arrowhead. It was a day trip (no

overnight). No, not Marilyn. They were strangers, after all, and

truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively

uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were

driving back down the mountain when she gradually began to realize

that she should not have had that extra latte.

> They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in

the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold

it,which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy

snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he

had better stop and let her pee beside the road, or it would be the

front seat of his car.

> They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her

pants down and started. Unfortunately, in the deep snow she didn't

have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender

to steady herself.

> Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and

indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could

think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing

nature of the situation.

> Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation.

As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her

buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of

tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as she

attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal.

> It was quickly apparent that she had a new problem due to the

extreme cold.

> Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor she answered her

date's concerns about " what was taking so long " with a reply that

indeed,she was " freezing her butt off and needed some assistance " !

> He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her

sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst

out laughing.She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed

to compose themselves,they assessed her dilemma.

> Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced

with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free

her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!

> Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the

first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get

her free so, as she looked the other way, her first time date

proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.

> As for the Tonight Show... she took the prize hands down...or

perhaps that should be " pants down. " And you thought your first date

was embarrassing.

>

> This gives a whole new meaning to being " pissed off " .

>

>

>

>

> ~ " We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go,

we take a little of each other everywhere. " ~

> ~ " If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me

smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand. "

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