Ever Wonder?

[Guest guest]

Ever wonder...

1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, " I think I'll squeeze

these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out? "

2. Who was the first person to say, " See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the

next thing that comes outta of it. "

3. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible

crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

4. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

5. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

6. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

7. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why

can't he fix a hole in a boat?

8. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going

to look up there anyway?

9. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both

dogs!

10. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he

just buy dinner?

11. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

12. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,

then what is baby oil made from?

13. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

14. Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

15. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same

tune?

18. Stop singing and read on .....

19. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

20 Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it

a hemorrhoid when it's inside?

21. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,

but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

20. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

~ " We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a

little of each other everywhere. " ~

~ " If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the

entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand. "

[Guest guest]

Awesome poem Lizzie...Here, here. From a poet.  Have a great week!  You really

should write a book.

From: thode <lizt777@...>

Subject: Ever Wonder?

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Date: Sunday, August 14, 2011, 8:27 PM

 

Hi All,

Have you ever wondered why those of us who " get it " seem to spend a whole lotta

time, money, energy

un-doing or fixing things? Like going the extra mile to get clean produce so we

don't " have " to poison

our bodies with pesticides?

Or putting expensive filters on our houses, so we can try to mitigate the dirty

elelctricity coming in

off the grid?

Or going thru one appliance after another, trying to find one that doesn't make

us sick?

Or using filters to filter out all the crap that 's in our water supplies?

Or spending more time, more money un-doing the damage that regular mainstream

medicine

has done?

Or having to PAY to get the permanently installed silver mercury fillings

removed from our mouths?

Even though if you were to read the instructions on the box, it specifically

states: use a NO hands

method..(do not TOUCH mercury), use in well ventilated areas..(there's an

exhaust fan in

our mouths???)

Or researchng supplements to make sure they don't come from china, that has a

nasty habit

of selling contaminated products?

Or paying OUT of pocket fees to see alternative dr's?

Or having to order most of the good stuff on line, because you can't find it at

stores?

Or standing in front of city hall, trying to educate the commissioners on the

subject of " why

smart meters are a BAD idea? "

Or playing dodge the celll phone at the store, because so many people can't seem

to go

anywhere, without their cell phnes being surgically attached to their ears?

The same people who would probably scream the loudest if someone dared to smoke

a cigerrette in a public store- but its " okay " for " them " to expose other

people, including

our children to the radiation from a cell phone!

Have any of you ever " wondered " the reason behind all these mass poisonings?

Do you think these are all accidents caused from stupidity/ignorance?

Because they knew cell phne radiation was toxic 50 years ago (look up Barry

Trower and radiation)

They knew Fluoride dumbs down the thryoid...they used it in germany for just

that reason.

They broke the law and allowed stray voltage to be put INTO our ground..thereby

contaminating

the very ground we walk on, adding current to the sewer lines, adding current to

the water supply

for anyone connected to city water.

Even well water isn't safe...due to the hydro fracking, where they drill for

natural gas in shale

deposits and literally inject millions of gallons of toxic chemicals into the

ground, where it

contaminates wells and water supplies and lakes and rivers and ponds and

streams.

(Check out the video: Gasland)

They deliberately change the parameters on the thyroid blood tests, so that by

the time

they do catch a thryoid disorder, it has to hit rock bottom before the blood

test will show it.

And by the time a child today is 2 yrs old, if kept on the vaccine schedule,

they will have

received over 5000 micrograms of Aluminum. Dr. Mouldon states that this

is

the equivelant of a child being run over by a Mack truck! (See andrew mouldon,

vaccines)

This does not include the effects of other chemicals in the vacccines, like:

mercury,

live viruses, monkey dna, aborted fetal tissue, formaldyhyde, msg...and more!

Just thinking out loud.

Lizzie