FUN THINGS TO DO DURING A DRIVING TEST

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Fun Things To Do During A Driving Test

1. Turn the radio on. When the examiner goes to turn it off slap his/her hand.

2. Rev the car really high, turn to the examiner, and say with a menacing look,

" Buckle up! "

3. Knock over every cone while doing maneuverability. In the middle of it, get

out and check to see if you have hit every one.

4. Come dressed in a suit. Before the examiner gets in the car, ask him/her to

put a piece of plastic wrap down so he doesn't dirty the seat.

5. When the examiner tells you to stop, step on the gas. Tell him/her that you

thought it was the brake.

6. When the examiner tells you to stop, pop the hood latch and say " Oops! "

7. Get in the car, look down at the pedals, and say, " Now which one is the gas

again? "

8. Fill your car with beer bottles.

9. Tell the registrar that you are taking the remedial test.

10. In the middle of driving, put your arm around the examiner.

11. When you stop at a light, start revving the engine while looking back and

forth between the person next to you and the light.

12. Beep your horn at everything. Tell the examiner you understand the meaning

behind road rage.

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