Guest guest Posted March 11, 2004 Report Share Posted March 11, 2004 Tess: This is so corny...but so funny...you hit my funny bone....hugs Kathi in OK > A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her > nameplate that her name is Whack. > " Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday. " > > Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says > his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, > he knows the > bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with > some collateral. > > The frog says, " Sure. I have this, " and produces a tiny porcelain > elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very > confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank > manager and disappears into a back office. > > She finds the manager and says, " There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out > there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants > to use this as collateral. " She holds up the tiny pink elephant. " I > mean, what in the world is this? " > > > > (you're gonna love this) > > > > (its a real treat) > > > > (a masterpiece) > > > > > (wait for it) > > > > The bank manager looks back at her and says............. > > " It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a > Rolling Stone. " > > (You're singing it, aren't you?) > > Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you > did!!! : ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 13, 2004 Report Share Posted March 13, 2004 Luv it Tess - I was singing! Hugs, Heidi [ ] The Frog A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Whack. " Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday. " Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, " Sure. I have this, " and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, " There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral. " She holds up the tiny pink elephant. " I mean, what in the world is this? " (you're gonna love this) (its a real treat) (a masterpiece) (wait for it) The bank manager looks back at her and says............. " It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone. " (You're singing it, aren't you?) Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!! : ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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