THIS ONE IS FOR THE MEN! (lol)

March 10, 2004

Men Strike Back ~~

OK guys, I am sure you have been receiving all these scripts created by women

slamming men. Well it's time to strike back.

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time

she brings it.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who

can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those " evolutionary things "

that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts

her sentence with " A man once told me... "

How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front

door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let

him in.

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told.

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.

It's called a Wedding Cake.

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald

head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and

rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who can

handle the truth...

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~ " We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a

little of each other everywhere. " ~

~ " If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the

entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand. "

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