Guest guest Posted March 24, 2004 Report Share Posted March 24, 2004 There was the Aggie that called Southwest Airlines Flight Information and asked the clerk, " How long does it take to fly to Oklahoma City? " " Just a minute, sir " replied the clerk. " Thank You, " said the Aggie and hung up. ********************************************************************* ******* ****************************************************************** When the Aggie heard that 95 percent of automobile accidents happened within five miles of home, he moved. ********************************************************************* ******* ******************************************************************* INTERVIEWER: How do you spell Mississippi AGGIE: Do you want the river or the state? ******************************************************************** ******************************************************************* An Aggie visited a big city for the first time. He was trying to cross Main Street, one evening. Because the light was red, he waited. Then a green sign lit up. It read, " WALK, " so he got out of his car. ********************************************************************* ******* ********************************************************************* Too bad about the Aggie who lost the Indianapolis 500. He made five stops---three to re-fuel and two to ask directions. ********************************************************************* ******* ********************************************************************* * The Aggie's shirt was soaking wet when he picked up his date. " Why is your shirt so wet? " She asked. Replied the Aggie, " Well, the label inside says, wash and wear. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 31, 2004 Report Share Posted March 31, 2004 Kathi, Thanks for the laughs. I really enjoyed the one about wash and wear. Iris --- Kathi <iamladybird@...> wrote: > There was the Aggie that called Southwest Airlines Flight > Information > and > asked the clerk, " How long does it take to fly to Oklahoma City? " > " Just a > minute, sir " replied the clerk. " Thank You, " said the Aggie and > hung > up. > > ********************************************************************* > ******* > ****************************************************************** > > When the Aggie heard that 95 percent of automobile accidents > happened > within > five miles of home, he moved. > > > ********************************************************************* > ******* > ******************************************************************* > > INTERVIEWER: How do you spell Mississippi > > AGGIE: Do you want the river or the state? > > ******************************************************************** > ******************************************************************* > > An Aggie visited a big city for the first time. He was trying to > cross > Main > Street, one evening. Because the light was red, he waited. Then a > green > sign lit up. It read, " WALK, " so he got out of his car. > > ********************************************************************* > ******* > ********************************************************************* > > Too bad about the Aggie who lost the Indianapolis 500. He made five > stops---three to re-fuel and two to ask directions. > > ********************************************************************* > ******* > ********************************************************************* > * > > The Aggie's shirt was soaking wet when he picked up his date. " Why > is > your > shirt so wet? " She asked. Replied the Aggie, > " Well, the label inside says, wash and wear. " > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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