Fw: This one is too funny!

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Ladies vs. Real Women

Ladies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still

cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt

for an instant fix-me-up. "

Real Women - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too

darn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: " I made it

and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes. "

Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on

your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

Real Women - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You

might still have the headache, but who cares?

Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone

to prevent ice cream drips.

Real Women - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone,

for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your feet

up, eating it anyway.

Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with

the potatoes.

Real Women - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for

up to a year.

Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a

bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on

the inside of the cake.

Real Women - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate it for you.

Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to

yield a beautiful glossy finish.

Real Women - Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not include brushing

egg whites over the crust, so I just don't do it.

Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dish

washing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars

easy.

Real Women - Go ask the very cute neighbor guy to do it.

And finally the most important tip...

Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice

cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.

Real Women - Leftover wine?