This is my kinda woman....

[Guest guest]

THIS IS MY KIND OF A WOMAN

paybacks are hell......

After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. He

wanted to continue living in their downtown luxury apartment with his new lover

so he asked his wife to move out and get another place.

His wife agreed to this, provided that he would give her 3 days alone at the

apartment to pack up her things.

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates, and

suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining table

by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of

shrimp and a bottle of Chardonnay.

When she had finished, she went into each room and deposited a few of the

half-eaten shrimp shells into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned

up the kitchen and left.

When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first

few days. Then slowly the apartment began to smell. They tried everything;

cleaning & mopping and airing the place out.

Vents were checked for dead rodents, carpets were steam cleaned.

Air fresheners were hung everywhere.

Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to

move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive

carpet.

Finally, they could not take it any longer and decided to move. They could not

find a buyer for their stinky apartment so they had to borrow a huge sum of

money from the bank to purchase a new place. The moving company arrived and did

a very professional packing job, taking everything to their new home

...........................................including the curtain rods.

DO NOT MESS WITH A WOMAN!!!!!!!!

~ " We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a

little of each other everywhere. " ~

~ " If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the

entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand. "

[Guest guest]

That is a good one, paybacks are hell. I heard that a woman did that

in her hubby's office. He finally had to vacate his office,lol

--- In , " Jan =^..^= " <camommacat2@y...>

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> THIS IS MY KIND OF A WOMAN

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> paybacks are hell......

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> After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger

woman. He wanted to continue living in their downtown luxury

apartment with his new lover so he asked his wife to move out and get

another place.

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> His wife agreed to this, provided that he would give her 3 days

alone at the apartment to pack up her things.

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> She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates,

and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect

her things.

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> On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful

dining table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and

feasted on a pound of shrimp and a bottle of Chardonnay.

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> When she had finished, she went into each room and deposited a few

of the half-eaten shrimp shells into the hollow of the curtain rods.

She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

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> When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss

for the first few days. Then slowly the apartment began to smell.

They tried everything; cleaning & mopping and airing the place out.

> Vents were checked for dead rodents, carpets were steam cleaned.

> Air fresheners were hung everywhere.

> Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during

which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even

paid to replace the expensive carpet.

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> Finally, they could not take it any longer and decided to move.

They could not find a buyer for their stinky apartment so they had to

borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place. The

moving company arrived and did a very professional packing job,

taking everything to their new

home ..........................................including the curtain

rods.

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> DO NOT MESS WITH A WOMAN!!!!!!!!

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> ~ " We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go,

we take a little of each other everywhere. " ~

> ~ " If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me

smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand. "

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