Who Says Seniors Don't Have a Sense of Humor?

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Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?

FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4 " used to

be 5'6 " ), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white

shoes and belt a plus.

LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and am

looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness

of breath not a problem.

SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and

meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing

aids out and enjoy quiet times.

WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated

flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on

Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick,

or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.

MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember

Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.

MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new

parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but walks

well.

~ " We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a

little of each other everywhere. " ~

~ " If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the

entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand. "