That Darned Cat! (For the cat fanciers)

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That Darn Cat

A man who absolutely hated his wife's cat decided to get rid of him one day by

driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.

As he was nearing home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

The next day, he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away and try the same thing.

As we was driving back into his driveway, there was the cat! He kept taking the

cat farther and farther away, but the darn cat would always beat him home.

At last, he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the

bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he

thought was a safe distance from his home and he left the cat there.

Hours later, the man calls home to his wife: " Jen, is the cat there? "

" Yes, " the wife answers. " Why do you ask? "

Frustrated, the man answers: " Put that darned cat on the phone. I'm LOST and I

need directions! "

~ " We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a

little of each other everywhere. " ~

~ " If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the

entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand. "