This is too funny for words! Can't you just see it?

[Guest guest]

" A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Air Force pilots stationed on the

Falkland Islands have devised what they consider a marvelous new game. Noting

that the local penguins are fascinated by airplanes, the pilots search out a

beach where the birds are gathered and fly slowly along it at the water's edge.

Perhaps ten thousand penguins turn their heads in unison watching the planes go

by, and when the pilots turn around and fly back, the birds turn their heads in

the opposite direction, like spectators at a slow-motion tennis match. Then, the

paper reports, " The pilots fly out to sea and directly to the penguin colony and

overfly it. Heads go up, up, up, and ten thousand penguins fall over gently onto

their backs. " --Audubon Society Magazine

~ " We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a

little of each other everywhere. " ~

~ " If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the

entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand. "