Guest guest Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 > > > This is a telephone conversation between a child and the boss of one of >the > > parents. An employer, concerned with his best worker not showing up for > > work, decides to give him a call. He dialed the employee's home phone >number > > and was greeted with a child's whispered, " Hello? " > > > > Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster, the > > boss asked, " Is your Daddy home? " " Yes, " whispered the small voice. > > > > " May I talk with him? " the man asked. > > > > To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, " No. " > > > > Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, " Is your Mommy there? " > > > > " Yes, " came the answer. " May I talk with her? " Again the small voice > > whispered, " No. " > > > > Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home >alone, > > the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should >be > > there watching over the child. " Is there anyone else there in your house? " > > the boss asked the child. > > > > " Yes, " whispered the child, " a policeman. " > > > > Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the Boss >asked, > > " May I speak with the policeman? " " No, he's busy, " whispered the child. > > " Busy doing what? " asked the boss. > > > > " Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the fireman, " whispered the child. > > > > Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a > > helicopter through the ear piece on the phone, the boss asked, " What is >that > > noise? " > > > > A hello-copper, " answered the whispering voice. > > > > " What is going on there? " asked the boss, now alarmed. In an awed hushed > > voice the child answered, " The search team just landed the hello-copper. " > > > > Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated, the boss asked, > > " What are they searching for? " > > > > Still whispering, the young voice replied, along with a muffled giggle: > > " Me. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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