Guest guest Posted March 21, 2004 Report Share Posted March 21, 2004 BUMPER STICKERS SEEN IN WYOMING COURTESY OF WIND RIVER SEED IN MANDERSON WYOMING. - IT'S LONELY AT THE TOP, BUT YOU EAT BETTER - ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS, THE PROBLEM DOESN'T EXIST - PRIDE IS WHAT WE HAVE. VANITY IS WHAT OTHERS HAVE - A BARTENDER IS JUST A PHARMACIST WITH A LIMITED INVENTORY - WARNING: DATES IN CALENDAR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR - GIVE ME AMBIGUITY OR GIVE ME SOMETHING ELSE - WE ARE BORN NAKED, WET AND HUNGRY. THEN THINGS GET WORSE - MAKE IT IDIOT-PROOF AND SOMEONE WILL MAKE A BETTER IDIOT - ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU'RE UNIQUE, JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE - VERY FUNNY SCOTTY, NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES - PURITANISM: THE HAUNTING FEAR THAT SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE MAY BE HAPPY. CONSCIOUSNESS: THAT ANNOYING TIME BETWEEN NAPS - BE NICE TO YOUR KIDS. THEY'LL CHOOSE THE NURSING HOMES -THERE ARE 3 KINDS OF PEOPLE--THOSE WHO CAN COUNT AND THOSE WHO CAN'T - WHY IS ABBREVIATION SUCH A LONG WORD? - EVER STOP TO THINK AND FORGET TO START AGAIN? - KEEP HONKING...I'M RELOADING - CAUTION: I DRIVE LIKE YOU DO ~ " We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere. " ~ ~ " If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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