RE:Wanna talk to the manager..OT

[Guest guest]

A very attractive lady goes up to the bar in a quiet rural

pub.

She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over

immediately.

When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring

his face

closer to hers. When he does she begins to gently caress his

full beard.

" Are you the manager? " she asks, softly stroking his face with

both hands.

" Actually, no, " the man replies.

" Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him " she says,

running her hands

beyond his beard and into his hair.

" I'm afraid I can't, " breathes the bartender. " Is there

anything I can do? "

" Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message, " she

continues, running

her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a

couple of her

fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

" What ! should I tell him? " the bartender manages to ask.

" Tell him, " she whispers, " there is no toilet paper, hand

soap, or paper

towels in the ladies room. "

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Women's perfect breakfast

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> She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.

> Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.

> Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.

> Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.

> And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

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